Candy:Last time on total drama island the campers are doing well at the hide and be sneaky challenge. Jibanyan gets skunked by a family of skunks and that is why he is eliminated. Who will win and who will lose? Find out right here right now on total drama island!!! The merge is roasting their marshmallows for some s'mores.
Bentley:That was too easy for me and zorch.
Kermit:Really bentley? Really?
Rowlf:What a jerk.
Bentley:Excuse me?! What do you call me?!?! That's it!!! Come here you little puppy brat!!! I'm gonna spank you!!!! He grabbed rowlf and he is spanking rowlf.
Rowlf:Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Kermit:What are you doing?!
Bentley:Well what does it look like?!
Gonzo:That's enough!!! He twisted his ankle.
Bentley:(Yells) My ankle!!!!
Rowlf:Thanks gonzo.
Candy:Attention all campers come meet me at the racing area for your next challenge. Today's challenge is a grand chef auto. And here is nikspurt.
Find a key in the kitchen; steal one of Chef's Go-Carts
Graffiti-tag three landmarks on the island.
Nikspurt:Yo. He runs in the woods. Eventually everyone finds a key. Kermit finds his under a table, piggy's in a bucket, tort's behind a pantry, joltik's in the trash, and rowlf's in a jar. Glurt finds a gold key and bentley tells rowlf to give it to him, which against his will, he ends up doing. Out at the go-kart alley, candy gives everyone a can of spray paint and GPS device. Their mission is to tag three landmarks around the island, The Rock Wall of Mt. Looming Disaster, the spooky tree in the haunted forest, and the top of a giant totem. Candy also says everyone will have to steal their go-karts from Chef jojo in order to drive. When everyone gets to Chef jojo, she releases the laser-eyed squirrels. Bentley uses torts to cover him to his go cart, while scooter diverts the squirrels attention by tossing nuts that he found back in the kitchen which land near blazion, glomp, and Chef jojo. They all run as the squirrels chase after them. Blazion is the first to drive, while Scott tries to go as well, but his kart is missing the two front wheels. He uses Mike as a tow for him, kermit and piggy drives past them. Meanwhile, glomp and glurt are now stuck in a prison chamber guarded by razor. Nearby, joltik is the first to tag the first land mark, she uses a heart and drives off to the next. Scooter had just passed her to tag it himself. When bentley and torts arrive, bentley says he's going first. Scooter is still working on his design, and torts tries to warn him that he doesn't need to be as detailed as what he is doing. Bentley honks his horn repeatedly so torts couldn't finish his sentence and goes back to the cart. Back at the prison cell, glomp and glurt had come up with a plan to get out of the cell. The camera is then back to joltik who just tagged the second landmark and drives off, then torts and bentley get there, but bentley uses torts to check if it's safe, which it isn't. Glomp had then finally pulled the bars apart of the cell door, glurt then pushes him out into razor and leaves him. Glomp then makes a deal with the shark to take him to bentley. While in the go cart, a message appears on the GPS from a dummy of candy and a tape recording of her voice telling the contestants to go to a fourth landmark. The camera then reveals it is Chef jojo trying to get back at candy for allowing the contestants to steal his go-karts. Bentley and zorch were the only ones to reach the top, but glomp sprays with a giant lighting bolt first while razor attacks bentley. Candy then says he didn't win because nikspurt added this mark. Nikspurt then appears behind a rock and tells candy that the extra landmark isn't his handiwork before revealing his true plan: blowing up Mount Candymore.
Candy:Okay. You can vote whoever you want because bentley wins. Bentley who will be eliminated? Anyone?
Bentley:Torts.
Torts:What?!
Glomp:Oh no.
Torts:It's okay. I'm gonna go. Candy catapult torts in the sky.
Glurt:Poor torts.
Bentley:Yeah. It's a shame.
Miss piggy:Are you being sarcastic?
Bentley:Yes. Rowlf kicked bentley in the stomach. And he pinched his nurple.
Bentley:(Screaming) I'm hurt!!!!! You little puppy brat!!! What is wrong with you?!
Rowlf:You're just being a stupid dog jerk!!!! Sometimes I feel like that I wanna scream at your ear!!!