Okay then.

So.

I hate this ship.

With a burning passion.

I-It just... DOESN'T MAKE SINCE!

Frisk is like- what, 9, 10?

J-JUST NO.

I was looking for fanart of this ship to put it in this, I saw the picture you see above, and saved it, and started to scower for something else, but... I SAW SIN. AND I WAS UNCOMFORABLE. I ALMOST CRIED AND PUKED. IT DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING BAD. JUST SANS PINNING FRISK ON A BED. AND I FELT SO BAD. I FELT SICK. IT'S PEDOPHILIA. JESUS FUCK'N CHRIST.

*inhale*

WOOOOOO!

I'm okay...

But the main thing I hate about this ship it the shippers themselves.

Every Charisk and Soriel video I see, there is ALWAYS a Frans shipper there, whining about it not being Frans! I mean, this happens with a lot of ships, don't get me wrong, but Frans is the most common.

Like, jfk if you don't like it, DONT WAAATCH IIIIIT.

I'm so sorry for this tangent, I still wanna cry over all the things I saw... like... eeeeeww >~<

If you ship Frans, please, PLEASE don't attack me!

Here's a video that explains EXACTLY why you shouldn't attack me with pitch forks and tourches

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Thank you :>

Anyway, *inhale* the ship can work. IN OTHER AUS.

Please, stop shipping Frans in the classic AU, I'm not even saying ship Soriel, I'm just- saying stop, please. It's... disgusting...

And no, it's not because of the age, I see them more as best friends if anything else.

WOW THIS IS A LONG TANGENT!

Anyway, please, in AUs like Flowerfell, Frisk is a teen, which can be kind of pedophilia, but Sans is 18 in that AU SO IT'S OKAY, IN FLOWERFELL

Anyway, I rate this ship 1/10, I hate it, but... there... is one ship... that I hate... EVEN MORE. WOOOOW. Actually, it's a few ships-

Besides that, yeeeaaah. Sorry guys XD

Edit:

I failed to explain the main problem with this ship, so here I am, gonna explain it now that I don't care about the UT fandom anymore.

Pedophilia or not, the ship's still bad.

First off, the two have no chemistry. People like to use the excuse "Sans took Frisk on a date" but... so did Papyrus, Alphys, and Undyne.

I don't understand why so many people ship this anyways! It's the protagonist x most popular character and I hate it! It's bad! It's really fucking bad!

I cannot explain this ship, it has no chemistry, Sans has no romantic feelings for Frisk, calling her (Frisk's still female to me) "KIDDO" meaning that he views her as a CHILD, possibly HIS CHILD or NEPHEW

THINK ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS?? Having romantic feelings for someone you see as A CHILD. It's not pedophilia, it's just creepy now!

Don't give me that bullshit excuse of "It's just fiction" BECAUSE FICTION AFFECTS REALITY YOU DINGUT. If you ship it, that's fine, I don't really care. I'm not attacking you, I'm mad at a ship for comedy reasons, but if you still feel like I'm personally attacking you then you need to evaluate yourself.

Sans threatens to kill Frisk, and would've killed Frisk if Toriel didn't exist (stop hating on Toriel. I'm looking at you, Afterdeath shippers) so if anything, FRISK X TORIEL MAKES MORE SENSE, WHICH IS FUCKED IN IT'S OWN RIGHT.

I don't ship Soriel anymore, but you have to admit that at least Sans actually cares about Toriel, and took her wishes, only because he respects her.

I don't feel like Sans truly respects Frisk until judgement hall.

So there you have it, even if Frisk and Sans were the same age, it'd still be bad.

This doesn't include Echotale or Flowerfell, even though I like Flowerfell more as a father-daughter relationship. Other than that, unless the a Undertale fandom shit out a new AU that centers around Frans, it's bad. Really fucking bad.

Have a nice day everyone.