Verses 1-7

Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, "I have gotten a man with the help of the LORD." 

My thoughts: That's a weird thing to say. Prehab's the baby's true father is really Satan. Think about it. 

And again, she bore his brother Abel. Now Abel was a keeper of sheep, and Cain a worker of the ground. In the course of time Cain brought to the LORD an offering of the fruit of the ground. (I don't think that is a bad offering). and Abel also brought of the firstborn of his flock and of their fat portions. And the LORD had regard for Abel and his offering, but for Cain and his offering he had no regard. (Regard is another word for accept. God is not being fair in this situation). So Cain was very angry, and his face fell. The LORD said to Cain, "Why are you angry, and why have your face fallen? If you do well, will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well, sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is contrary to you, but you must rule over it." 

My thoughts: God knows how to pick his favorites and judge on those he finds unfavorable and sinful. He wasn't fair to Eve and now he's not being fair to Cain. He's not being a good God in my eyes. He favorited Adan and Abel and he didn't like Lilith either because of how independent she was. 

Verses 8-12

Cain spoke to Abel his brother. And when they were in the field, Cain rose up against his brother Abel and killed him. Then the LORD said to Cain, "Where is Abel your brother?" He said, I do not know; am I my brother's keeper?" (I'm sorry but I do love that response). And the LORD said, "What have you done? The voice of your brother's blood is crying to me from the ground. And now you are cursed from the ground, which has opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it shall no longer yield to you, its strength. You shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth."  

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Verses 13-16

Cain said to the LORD, "My punishment is greater than I can bear. Behold, you have driven me today away from the ground, and from your face I shall be hidden. I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me." Then the LORD said to him, "Not so! If anyone kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold." And the LORD put a mark on Cain, lest any who found him should attack him. Then Cain went away from the presence of the LORD and settled in the land of Nod, east of Eden. 

My thoughts: Like how Adam and Eve were exiled from their parodies, their son Cain is now in exiled from their LORD. God never liked him anyways because he was probably the son of Satan. He just needed an excuse to kick him out. Now people believe that he is somehow still alive and is still wandering the earth to this day. Yeah, ok. No one can live forever. 

Verse 17

Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch. When he built a city, he called the name of the city after the name of his son, Enoch. 

My thoughts: I just found out that Elon Musks son is name X so that is where the new name for Twitter came from. I refuse to call it X. That's a stupid name. Naming a city after his son was sweet. Also, Dictator Trump changed the name of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America which is also stupid.