Your To Happy
~Takuto POV~
Porky came in skipping with Hiro following less enthusiastic.
"I thought you hated us?" Kenshi asked.
"Oh I did but Hiro promised to do whatever I wanted hehe~" she giggled.
"Shut up Porky." I muttered. She scowled.
"Geek."
"Pork woman."
"Retard."
"Fatty"
"Bi-polar."
"Miss.Piggy."
"Pork noodle addict."
This continued on while the BFs just stared back and forth seeing who would win. Finally Riki and Kenshi came up. Riki stuffed pork noodles in my mouth and Kenshi covered Porky's
"Leigh mey gah." (Let me go) Porky yelled.
I snickered.
"GAH HAV VOUR GAY LUV STOR SOMEVERE VELSE!" (Go have your gay love story somewhere else.)
I choked. I just realized Riki was still stuffing pork noodles in my mouth.
"*hack* stupid *cough* Pork w- *hack* oman *hack*" Riki slapped my back. "OW TO HARD!"
She giggled lightly.
"Your too happy." She snorted.
"Your to bitchy."
"Bitches are described with girls."
"Would explain why you and Riki are getting it on."
"What the hell Porky."
"Stating it how I see it."
"I'm not gay! What about you? Where's your boyfriend?!?"
"Why? You interested?"
"As if."
"Then why ask?"
"Because your probably crushing on a girl."
"Sorry I'm not like you."
"I. don't. like. Riki."
"I didn't say Riki."
"GRRRRRR!"
"ENOUGH! We have to prepare for the mission."
"This is one of the 4 important paintings of Kazumi's grandpa."
"Yay~ I was mentioned."
"Eh. Anyway" blah blah blah.
~Timeskip~
*cue mission music.*
I watched them from the monitors. "Porky and freakishly tall giant their are invisible lasers. I will deactivate their invisibility." I said into the ear-piece.
"Got it gay."
"Roger that shorty"
They easily doges the wires. Kazumi was strangely agile for eating so much.
"Hiro?"
"Found it!"
"Let's go!"
They jumped into the van and we zoomed away as the cops pulled up.I growled as I saw that annoying detective Tasturo. He was so stubborn.
When we arrived Kazumi examined the painting. A forest of purple lilacs stood proud.
"I remember this..." she muttered while the others got drunk. As usual.
She had a soft smile and I quickly looked away. Weirdo. Smiling for no reason.
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