Starscream X Arachnid

Me: Oof I can't find a picture for this but I don't mind this ship.

Arcee: ... what ship. *leans in* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *laugh turns into evil one* IM GOING TO MURDER HER IF SHE DOES DO THAT

Me: I need the Decepticons Starscream and Arachnid for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis *sings*

*poof* 

SS: But Megatron - *stops in the middle of a whiny complaint* Wut. How. 

Bee: <When, why, and where!> 

Me: XD Bee. But Arachnid - *turns around and notices Arcee nearly strangling her* HEYHEYHEYHEY NO. THIS IS ONLY A SHIP, COOL IT. 

OP: *practically pulls Arcee off* 

Arcee: *is almost snarling like a dog* 

Me: WHO NEEDS MENTAL HELP? *turns to Ratchet, who has been miraculously silent*

Ratchet: Still you. My opinion does not change. 

Me: Dude, I hate you but I love you. I don't know, though, I've been fangirling about Optimus a bit more lately - 

Arachnid: what was this about??? 

Me: OH *shows her the ship* 

Arachnid: ... Poof me back. Right this instant.

Me: Okay, fine. *poof* 

Starscream: What was that about? Let me see what you have!!! *snatches from my hands* 

Me: YOU'RE NOT GONNA - 

SS: HTAKTHALSKDJGKJASHTKLJAHSDKTHAKJTHASDKJHAKJHTKJSDHTKJLASHTGKJASDHGKJLEHTKJLAHKJTGHADKJGHAKLJGHASKJTHKJLAHGKJASHGKJLAHTKLJHAKTJGAKJLGHASKJDHGKJADSAHAHTLGAHDSKJTAGHHAHH *turns around and grabs camera, then yeets it across the room*

Voice of me in the background: NOO - 

*crack*

*darkness*




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