Bulkhead X Arcee

Me: I really really really really really really really really like this ship. 

Arcee: What ship? *looks over my shoulder* OHMYPRIMUS, CHILD WHAT-

Bulkhead: What? What am I missing? *leaps forward and reads* OH UH ./////. 

Arcee: ./////. 

OP: Arcee, Bulkhead, are you alright? *walks over to my side and reads what I am holding* Oh. I understand now. *leans back and watches Bulk and Arcee fidget*

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAH

Ratchet: *turns from monitor* why is the socio laughing now? *rolls optics as I show him the ship* Oh, guys it's nothing to freak out about. I saw it coming. She has ... peculiar taste. 

Me: *kicks his pede* 

Ratchet: *kicks me back* 

Me: *goes flying and nearly crashes into wall*

OP: *jumps to catch me and set me down* 

Me: HEART ATTACK, MAN DON'T DO THAT. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH JESUS QUITE YET, AND I ESPECIALLY DON'T WANNA DIE BECAUSE OF RATCHET. Anyways, I do like this ship, and I think it's cute. 

Ratchet: I just saw it coming. It isn't really 'cute'. 

Arcee and Bulk: WAIT UNTIL SHE PICKS YOU

Ratchet: *grabs wrench and threatens to throw it*

Arcee and Bulk: *shut up*

Me: Welp, tell me what you guys think down in the comments! 

Bee: <The comments?> 

Me: NUTHIN KAY BYE GUYS

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