Boy: *calls girl while driving* Hey bae, I'm swingin' by to pick you up today.

Girl: Hold up BRO, wait a second!

Boy: Wait, Did you just call me BRO?

Girl: I'm already busy, cause I'MMMMM GONNA SWWWIIINNGG FROM THE CHANDELIER! Shit dude, my day's full! *hangs up*

Boy's friend: Shit BOI, you got fucked into da friendzone.

Boy: Fuck.