Okay.

This is probably the last update I'll do in this book. The rest are full with drafts, and I don't feel like don't anything with them.

So...

The cover for the next rant book will start with...

OUR BOI GUZMA HITTIN' THE DAB.

Please make sure to put my official next rant book in your library, if you want. I'll be lighting it up with more rants.

I'm feeling really bittersweet. It's like, a step forward, moving on. Leaving my past bullshit behind, R.I.P FlirtyHintsShipping, and my awkwardness from introducing myself to Wattpad.

I'm still freaking TRIGGERED by my brother though, even if he went out to Costco and literally bought three huge boxes of my favorite protein bars. I eat four of them a day cause they keep my legs running during basketball games.

Even then, I'm still triggered. Oh well, at least he bought me a shitload of protein bars.

The song that's stuck in my head right now is "My heart will go on."

This book will always be in my heart.

MY HEART WILL, GO ON AND OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Thank you to everyone who keeps up with this lit profile with the most random updates to exist.

Y'ALL ARE BLESSED ❤️️💕

Oh god, I'm feeling weird. Like, I can't believe how many views, comments & votes this has honestly.

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR.

Now shrek is stuck in my head.

Now Taylor Swift but that's okay.

Remember I used to do the quotes at the end? I can't believe I stopped doing that.

Then I'd say "Skye OUTTA HERE BOI."

Oh man, good ol' times.

Queen of randomness' quote of the day:

....

Y'ALL ARE LOVE SO GO BEAT THOSE BISHES THAT DON'T TREAT YOU RIGHT. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS, JUST DO IT. GO GET YOURSELF A HOT BAE LIKE KIAWE, OR AN AMAZING WIFE COOK LIKE MALLOW, OR GET A MAN YOU CAN HACK INTO BANKS LIKE CLEMONT & SOPHOCLES, OR THE BUG SPRAY-FREE PROTECTANT MISTY, OR MAKE A SWEETS SHOP WITH SOMEONE LIKE DAWN AND SERENA.

AMEN.

I'm just gonna say to y'all, these rants in my next book are gonna be LIT, especially once I play Sun & Moon 👌

See y'all later *bows*

Announcer: And that's it, ladies and gentlemen, the first episode of Chloe Money Three's life story has finally come to a CLOSE!

All y'all fans out there: *screaming and applauding with tears streaming down yo face*

Random person: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

Me: I know right. Hit me up in my next rant book.

EYYYYYYY CHLOE MONEY THREE OUTTA HERE.