So first of all, if y'all didn't know...

North Korea banned sarcasm.

Like, legit just banned it. It's now illegal to be sarcastic.

BOI. I'm dead AF.

Secondly...

BOI!! Cam Newton tried to beat the broncos tonight! THEY LOST 20-21!!

I'm crying cause it's hella funny. Broncos had two timeouts. The Panthers took their field goal shot and MADE IT, but the Broncos coach called a timeout just before he kicked it.

The second time...THE BITCH MISSED IT BY A MILE!!!

DUUUUDE. I was HYPED.

It wasn't just by an inch, it was by a shitload of feet. Holy shit, that was BAD.

That's like, literally airballing a free throw shot by more than two feet. BRUH, it was THAT BAD.

Can Newtons face was PRICELESS.

BOI.

Tryna get their win cause they all dabbed away the tears from the Super Bowl.

Boi. Even if they did win, it's not like they'd get a ring.

*insert insane dramatic cheering from epic roast*

Too funny.

Cam took so many hits tonight, but he kinda deserves it for tryna just dab his way through the NFL.

SCUSE me, I mean he *TOTALLY* deserves it.

Going back home with a big fat L on their foreheads.

Lol.