FINALLY.

MY DAD OFFICIALLY ORDERED MY NEW PHONE TODAY.

I cannot explain how happy I freaking am.

Oh my goodness. Bless my soul, bless Wattpad, bless all y'all, bless the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, bless Arceus, bless America-wait, Nevermind America, bless my grades, bless my whole life, bless that this crappy iPhone 4s has lasted four years.

So it's gonna take from 3-4 weeks before my phone comes.

My brothers will be here tomorrow.

The TORTUUUURE.

He just got a regular iPhone 7 in jet black, but I upgraded big.

I chose the iPhone 7 plus in rose gold cause I'm sick of tiny phones.

Now NONE of my friends will tease me.

I'm not even going to tell them about it until they realize I'm using a different phone.

SAVAGE.

HAHA. In your FACE my friends who all has iPhone 6's and 6 pluses.

It's worth the wait, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.

I know I'm paying for most of it but it feels like Arceus just gave me the best thing ever.