*12:30 in the morning*

Me: sleeping peacefully like I should be*

Brain:.....

Me: no.

Brain: but-

Me: shut up. Sleep time.

Brain: .....but you don't sleep anyway

Me: let me pretend.

Brain: .....

Me: .......

Brain: .....yeah but....

Me: SLEEP!

Brain: FINE WOMAN!

Me: *starts falling asleep again*

Brain: ......

Brain: .....

Brain: LISTEN UP!

Brain: *story idea that begins to slip as it is being thought of*

Me: NO! COME BACK!

Me: *madly jots down leftover information*

Me: *struggles to come up with plot and characters*

Me: *is wide awake*

Me: Why do you hate me?

Brain: I never said-

Me: why do you keep me up at night?

Brain: funny story-

Me: why do you make my life so miserable?

Brain: that's not really fair-

Me: WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?!?!?

Brain: