this part is essentially a q+a!! questions that ppl have submitted and my ever so unique ever so creative answers. if u don't feel like these questions are weird or personal or spoilery enough then please submit ur own. i will be forced 2 answer.

1. who are your favorite humans?

i would say first of all meadow but idk if they count as human they r so ethereal ,,  izzy, sonya, my little sister, starr, kier, and the turbo twins afra n kiara !! (pls don't ask me why im calling u 2 the turbo twins.) im probably forgetting someone super important 2 me tho so don't take this as a definitive list

2. what do you think about dinosaurs?

funny u asked this i actually regularly research different type of dinosaurs/prehistoric creatures and ive spent all morning staring at cgi'd photos of the kronosaurus. i find them super interesting and it always makes me happy that i can pronounce all their names cos im a fucking english nerd. if anyone wants 2 know my favourite dinosaur is the quetzalcoatlus. they r badass giant bird things like 20 times the size of a pterodactyl. and they don't swoop down 2 kill u. no. they plod down, then they fucking gallop.

3. what's ur favourite film?

this is mean. can i just say star wars?? i pick all of them but maybe especially tfa. or cap civil war even though i haven't seen it yet cos u just fucking KNOW it's gonna be the shit

4. if you were an alien what would be the oddest thing about humans you'd observed?

i am probably an alien though so im just gonna be honest. all these pointless social rules? or just human cruelty and stupidity. i still cant understand how people can be mean to others for their own benefit, or how people can lie :( maybe im just rlly naïve. or maybe it's the autism! probably both

5. what is your favourite colour?

pink!!! i used to hate pink cos the gender connotations freaked me out but i fucking lvoe it now

6. who is your favorite author?

i love thomas hardy when it comes to poetry and jk rowling is kind of the shit but honestly i gotta say theopteryx + wordslinging on lj because i am Awful.

7. the best tv series?

i stand by orange is the new black bc there is a special place in my heart 4 red but amc humans is most definitely the next best thing to grace this earth you should fucking watch it it's fucking good

8. what do you prefer: frogs or lizards??

lizards because madi g is my GURL

9. if u could have any animal for a pet EVEN AN EXTINCT ONE what would it be

a unicorn!!!!! cos it could make me not hurt anymore and take away my ME with its super niceness magic :)))

10. what colour of sweets (candy for u children of merica) do u like best?

RED or possibly blue raspberry or orange

11. fuck marry kill- 2016!gerard, kylo ren and bucky barnes

FUCIK that's fucking mean. i cant kill any ofthese children but kylo will probably get himself killed soon on his own so kill kylo marry bucky cos hes a gentleman but hes also a piece of ass and i cant believe i just said that and fuck g cos i love him but cant turn down an offer to marry bucky fuckin barnes

12. would u rather be in a world where there's a robot uprising or a zombie apocalypse?

i would be fucking great in a zombie apocalypse cos i need barely any food to live im good at hurting people and i am GREAT with plants. on the other hand i cant walk. but fuck that

hope this was not Too dull 2 read!!!! pls ask more qs if u want to know more terrible personal things abt me :))