i, a lesbean, am going to murica, the land of the non lesbeans.

i have a new wardrobe because i asked my mom to go to the shop to get yoghurt and a mars bar and she came back with 87 items of clothing in varying shades of white and pink for me. i now look more like a girl than when i had waist length hair and wore Actual makeup. i am hoping boys will b attracted 2 me so i can then break the news 2 them that i am Sometimes a Dude and challenge their views on sexuality.

im currently writing from a service station and i am waiting in the car while everyone else goes in and has a great time. with all the cases in the car there is no room for my wheelchair so dad took it ahead of schedule. i cannot walk through the building to the toilet so i am just sat here while my kidneys slowly cave in :')

i may finally update all fakes of you soon, and magnetic stars sooner :O spideypool fic is in the works, coming along at brilliant speed for me. qui gon+obi wan thing also nearly done!!! i love borky barnes and i might write something about him and his absurdly patriotic counterpart too but not till im done with all this shit.

send me some songs that u like to listen to on holiday and i will make a playlist cos im a gross leech constantly desperate for new music!!!!!!!