so im just in the car thinking abt that scene in oitnb where sister ingalls says she got off to a particularly ripped statue o' jesus once and we pass some trees and i just think ,, what if u were attracted 2 trees ,,,, and then i thought wasn't there a news article about some guy who fucked a tree recently?? imagine being that guy what the fuck

i just wrote fyck instead of fuck wow im getting good at welsh

anyway that got me thinking abt the whole david cameron pig thing (only tru brits will understand) and now all i can think about is that story abt loki and the horse my thought process is so nice

anyway have u got any weird stories relating to weird sexual attraction? i know a self proclaimed pedo-magnet who was not joking, all of our teachers kept looking her at in school. one of them got her a christmas present. she was a nice girl.

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oh wait no i remember in the car my sister was talking and for that brief moment between songs i could hear her and she said "what was i talking about a minute ago?" and i just said "something gay" and i don't know if my mom heard but if she did she would probably be wearing an expression so unamused it could rival hux

also it's nearly may in kidderminster (we r in a bowl so it never snows) and it has been snowing an hailing on and off what the fuck 

it's my birthday on the 3rd of may by the way lads and then my 10hr art exam is the day after that and all my coursework is due then and i still have 12 paintings 2 do :'''') wish me anything other than death

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