I am No Longer diurnal

so my circadin rhythms r doing that thing where they switch about erratically and I end up awake for much of the night. i can't get out of bed so this means i got a whole lot of occupying myself on the internet to do lest i go completely numb with hunger and die. so guess where I went? u guessed it, the worst site in the world!! omegle

it was p interesting if im honest though. many different types of people, all of which fitted into four categories now i think abt it.

-severely bored ppl

-very horny ppl

-very depressed ppl

-ppl so starved of contact that they r desperate to RP cuddle with u for even 3 seconds

i probably fit into about 2 of those categories but i won't tell u which, u just have fun guessing eh lads?? 

yes this is how i unironically talk now. i sound like a cross between a year 11 Fuckin Ledge, Eh? and one of those Caviar, Please, Jeeves knobs u only ever see on tv. i guess that's pretty reasonable tho considering the fact that im a birmingham born upper class in the midlands. it's a ridiculous combo if u live in the uk u will understand.

anyway so most of my conversations went like this:

stranger: M 26

stranger: can we do sex

me: i am 15

stranger: I will fuck u baby with care

me: i am a child

stranger: can i take off ur panties babe

me: no im cold

stranger: i wanna touch boob

me: i hope u find some great girl to have internet sex with but its 2 weird 4 me have a good wank bye


it was v illuminating i have been so educated. visit omegle next time ur hot n bothered. this sounds weird as fuck but most of the horny guys r actually so considerate like please may i press ur boob darling. is it ok are u sure darling are u sure


anyway hope this enlightened u on the Wonders Of omegle. i have 2 leave now my Father is here and we are having a Conversation. hope u r all well and fucked !!!!!

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