(I love this song. It has nonthin' to do do do with the story just somthin' that stuck in my head at the moment)
I stand up and shake the snow off my body, I slam my shoulder into the door again to close it. "Are you cold Flowey?" I ask looking down at the shivering flower

"M-me? Y/n y-y-your the one that j-j-just face planted into a pile of S-S-SNOW!"
He whisper screams at me.

"Why are we whispering?!" I scream/whisper back

"B-because someone's l-listening!" He answers as if he already knows who it is (audible wink)

I give him a terrified look, but I continue walking/limping. Before i  crawl over a large log I take off my (favorite colour) jacket and place it around flowey.

"Y/n! Now you'll be cold!"

" Don't worry flowey I'll be fine!" I giggle hopping over the log. 'I think being a cinnamon roll suites me' I think with a rare smile

                                                               *CRACK*

I turn to the log. It was COMPLETELY broken, shattered.(wink wink )

~stop. Reverse. play.~

Sans' POV

'Alright brat. What run are ya gonna go now.' I thought growling, I teleport over near the ruin's exit, I hear the door groan open "oof!" Says a sweet little voice as she tumbles out of the ruins, seeing her and hearing her makes my soul do a back flip, "Are you cold Flowey?" She kindly asks the little weed.

"M-me? Y/n y-y-your the one that j-j-just face planted into a pile of S-S-SNOW!"
He whisper screams at my little princess. My blood boils with anger.

"Why are we whispering?!" She scream/whispers back.

"B-because someone's l-listening!" He answers my dear knowing that I'm stal- watching their every move.. (rreeaall smmmooooth sans )

She give him a terrified look, but continues walking, I notice that my dear I limping 'what the hell happened to her?!?' I think filled with (DETERMINATION ) blood lust. Before my love crawls over a large log she takes off her (f/c) jacket ,showing her stomic causing me to blush a bit, and puts it around the damn weed.

"Y/n! Now you'll be cold!"

" Don't worry flowey I'll be fine!" She says with a giggle ,that melts my soul, hopping over the log.

Once she's a bit aways away from it, I step on the branch causing it to splinter.

                                                              *CRASH*

(Sans teleported back into the woods to watch his love~)
My (Y/n) turns around quickly looking at the broken remains of the tree, a small smile growing across her beautiful (s/c) face, and slowly backs away from the splinters. Quickly I teleport behind her, she bumps into me. She's about a foot or so smaller than me. Surprised she turns around to face me, her lovely (e/c) eyes focused on me.

"Ya know sweetheart,~". I say with a bit of a purr " that's not how ya' greet a new friend~" I say putting out my hand for her to take. "Y/n, don't do it." The weed whispers to my dear, warning her "if you take his hand.. He'll kill you" he says, dispite that she still takes my hand as if she WANTED the buzzer to kill her. But there is no buzzer, I bring her hand to my teeth(lips?) And gently kiss her hand.

The weed was furious, he's face twisted into a demonic one, while my Y/n just looked confused. I let go of her hand and deside to introduce myself " The name's sans Sans the skeleton. " I say with a chuckle "I'm Y/n!" My dear says with a cheery voice "ya know sweety~ I'm actually on look out for humans today." I say with a laugh Y/ns face looks slightly hopefull " but since I'm feeling merciful today I'll help ya out with my bro." I say rapping my boney arm around her waist, a pleasant buzz fills my arm, and walking her through the gate, the damn weed looks daggers at me, and I do the same to him making him cowar in fear "my bro should be here any minute to check up on me, so why don't cha' hide behind that really tacky lamp?" I suggest, and she simply nods

"SANS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING!!??" Papyrus yells at me

"I BET THAT YOU HAVENT EVEN CAUGHT A HUMAN HAVE YOU?!"

"Maybe I have maybe I haven't but if I recall neither have you boss- ugh!"

"DON'T FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME!" (Me: language!! {Papyrus: ENGLISH!!!!!) He says as he hits the back of my skull "Hey! Don't hurt him!" My angle yells "OH MY GOD SANS YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!" Papyrus says. Suddenly I bring him ruffly Down to my hight "heya boss I think we should keep this human, as a pet I mean." I say into his ear so my sweet can't hear "FINE." He grumbles "BUT ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!" he says loud enough for the human and the weed to hear. "Alright." I say chucking to my self.

"NOW TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE." he grumbles as he turns to leave, once he's gone the I walk over to my love "well ya heard my boss, comon sweetheart~" I say putting a collar around her neck and attaching a leash to it 'god she looks so cute' I think as she looks up into my eye sockets "o-okay s-sans" she says shivering, I raise a bone brow " heya sweety, what's gotten ya  blue all of a sudden?" My love giggles at my horrible pun, I slip my arm around her waist again noticing that the flower is gone. And so is her jacket. I sigh and pull her closer to me, the warm buzz growing stronger, she doesn't fight my grip. "Sweetheart I want cha to close your eyes and don't open them till I tell ya okay?" I instruct her, and she does what I say. I slip my other arm around her waist pulling her tightly to my chest.

I teleport her over to the house and unwanting to I let go of my little doll.

"Welcome home sunshine~"

HEYA! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!! Its 11:08 pm

-your lovely piece of garbage writer

              Chara-chan~ 💙

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