Elena's POV

Devin just kept staring at me with a stupid look, like he had just seen a murder.

I crossed my arms and glared at him. I'm the one who's supposed to look like I've seen our parent's fücking! If we had to live in the same household, I wouldn't be the annoying one. HE would.

"He's going to purpose," he spoke up, still staring and gaping at me.

"A-dur, shitty Sherlock. I told you he would do something like that. And you better close that mouth of yours," I lifted his jaw. "It's not attractive at all."

"I don't need to try to look attractive," he swapped away my hand. "I can sh!t on myself and still look hot as hell."

I rolled my eyes and rubbed my temple. "Alright, can you stop being nasty and cocky for a minute? Or forever? I need to think of a plan."

Devin just glared at me and tapped his foot. I put my hand on my chin and kept thinking, but jeopardy music automatically started to play in my mind. And Devin's foot tapping was a huge distraction.

I snapped my fingers and smiled. "That's it!" I smiled at Devin's shocked expression. "A distraction!"

"Ooh!" He cheered like a girl. "Like I totally didn't think of that a hour ago!"

"Shut up Devin," I continued to think. "Now... What kind of distraction?"

"Well-"

"Shut up Devin."

"But-"

"Shut up Devin! I was asking myself," I continued to stare at the ground.

Devin irritatedly growled and he went right back on with the foot tapping, the taps louder and faster. It's like he has to pee. Yeah, he should go to the bathroom and stick his jolly rancher of his down the-

"Pee!" I snapped my fingers again and smiled.

The tapping stopped and Devin looked grossed out. "Excuse me?"

"Pee!" I repeated excitedly. "If we can find out a way how to make our parents go the bathroom, that'll be a great distraction."

He smirked and rubbed his chin. "Ah, molta intelligente!"

"Thanks, that must be the first compliment you gave me."

He crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. "Now come on, let's get a drink!"

***

With one freezing cold iced coffee in my hand, Devin and I chased after my dad and his mom.

We decided that my dad is our target. He has an overactive bladder, and he just can't resist coffee. And coffee can make you go to the bathroom a lot. If he could marry coffee, he would ditch Crystal's ass in a heartbeat.

"Dad!" I shouted after him. He turned around along with Crystal, they were a couple of yards away from the ferris wheel.

"Yes sweetie?" He smiled.

"O-M-G dad, you have to try this coffee. It's hazelnut, your favorite!"

"Oh honey, you know coffee ain't good for me."

I gave him the puppy dog eyes and pouted. "Please?"

"Fine," he sighed. He took the drink into his hands and took a few gulps. "Wow!" He twisted the cup around and examined it. "This is pretty darn good!"

"I know right?!" I squealed. He started to hand the cup to me but I stopped him. "No, keep it. It'll keep me up all night. Enjoy!" I swirled on my toes alongside Devin and we walked away with great big grins.

"Wow, that was easy. You are one ragazza cattiva," Devin smirked.

"What's that mean?"

"Bad girl."

"I'm not a bad-" I stopped smiling. He's right. What's wrong with me? I know my dad has bladder issues, and I just gave him a big hunky dunk thing of coffee. I am a bad girl.

"There's no stopping now," he shook his head at me. "He already got his gulps. And," he turned around and smiled. "Looks like the coffee's working already."

I turned around as well and I saw my dad scurry into a bathroom. I hope he's not going to be in pain...

"This is all of your fault!" I snapped and shoved my finger into his chest.

"What?!" He exclaimed and took a step back.

"You heard me!" I pressed against his chest and glared into those significant blue eyes of his. He leaned in and his face radiated heat amongst mines, his eyes transforming into a fiery color.

"No tigoratta, nothing is my fault."

I scrunched my eyebrows and kept staring into his fire eyes. His ocean eyes slowly faded away into a dark orange. "Oh my fūck, your eyes are weird..." I suddenly stated and trailed off.

"What?!" He exclaimed again.

"Sorry!" I shook my head and tried my best to look angry. "Your fault!" I shoved my finger into his chest once more.

"You must be mistaken," he smirked. "You wanted a plan, no? "

"Your plans suck a$$, that's why!" I pressed against his body. Oh cheese, his chest is hard as a rock... "And you're a bad influence! Your dark energy is contagious and I need to stay away from you!" I put my hands on my hips.

He suddenly smirked and I looked at him as if he was crazy. I'm fūcking lecturing him and he wants to smile?! What the hell is wr-

"Oh nenoatta," he looked down at our bodies pressed together. "You're torturing me, sweetheart."

I then looked down at his chest pressed against my breasts and squealed, pushing him off of me and backing away. He chuckled while I huffed and crossed my arms. "I don't want to do this. We should just let our parents be happy," I admitted.

"Oh Devil," he sighed and put his hand on his head. What's with him and the Devil? "I knew an innocent bunny like you couldn't do this. I bet you can't even hurt a fly."

"Fine!" I shooed him. "I change my mind."

"The bunny changed her mind because of my input?" He tilted his head and pouted. "Oh no, you can continue with your," he hopped twice. "Rabbitness."

I closed my eyes and slapped my head. "Rabbitness is not a word."

"I bet you wouldn't even kill a fly for a million dollars," he ignored me. "I bet you would make it a collar and ask your daddy, 'Can we keep it?'"

He suddenly screamed in laughter and slapped his knees. I rolled my eyes while tapping my foot impatiently. "Hardy har-har, are you done trying to be funny? You're the only one laughing!"

He wiped his right eye and sniffled, too amused with himself. "Yeah, yeah," he pulled out his phone. He started to text but then paused, starting to chuckle again.

"OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP?!" I practically screamed at him. I'm surprised no one is staring.

"Whoo! I'm sorry," he wiped tears out of his eyes once more. "Alright. Now, it's time for my plan," Devin pulled out his phone and started to text.

"What plan?" I curiously rose my eyebrow.

He just kept smirking into his phone. "You'll find out very soon tigoratta.."

Devin's POV

Hey man, I need your help. -Fückb!tchesgetmoney

Got your d!ck stuck in the toaster again? -WavyMufusa

What?! No man, I was fücking drunk you can't blame me okay?! I thought we swore to forget about that... anyways... I just need you to bring me something. I'm with Elena right now. -Fückb!tchesgetmoney

Aw bro.... You didn't catch feelings for her did you?! -WavyMufusa

I never catch feelings. -Fückb!tchesgetmoney

Ah, sì. Your username does makes it pretty obvious. -WavyMufusa

:D Yeah man, so I need you to track me with your mind and fly here as fast as you can. Can you do that for me? -Fückb!tchesgetmoney

Yeah, I got you. What do you want me to bring? -WavyMufusa

A rat. -Fückb!tchesgetmoney

***

Mufusa came in a minute, a box in his hand. He was a bit sweaty and his dark brown curls hung over his olive skin. His bright green eyes were surrounded by wrinkles, as he was smiling at me.

"Grazie uomo!" I high fived him.

"Sei il benvenuto," he smiled. He then winked at Elena who looked confused, and she suddenly blushed and giggled at his charming smile. I started to feel a burning anger inside of me forming. Jealousy? No... It can't be... Never....

"Alright man! Thanks for the rat!" I felt myself turn around and slap Mufusa's back. "Off you go now. I'm sure you have lots of things to do."

"Yeah, I'm pretty hungry. And there's plenty of blo-"

"Shut up!" I hissed and pushed him off into the crowd. Finally, he was gone.

I turned around to Elena. Her eyebrows were raised and she stared at me like I was a lunatic. "How did he get here so fast? And how did he come so fast with a rat?! AND A RAT?! ARE YOU INSANE?! Your plan's not going to wor-"

I spun around and started walking towards the men's bathroom. I put the box underneath my underarm and plugged my ears. "La la la! I can't hear you Elena!"

She kept talking and talking and I sung, blocking out her voice. I then casually strolled into the bathroom and I bent down, looking for her dad's curly toes.

I skidded down the stalls and I stopped. I saw yellow jagged nails poking out from the last space. Bingo.

I went into the stall next to his and locked the door meanwhile shaking my head. What's with her father and I in bathrooms together?

He was still pissing, I could amazingly hear. I then felt the creature violently bashing around in the box. I smiled as I lifted the flaps and took a peek inside.

The rat was brown and it had red eyes. I wonder where Mufusa got this rat from? But wasting no time, I hurriedly dropped the box and released the beast.

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Author's Note

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Ragazza- Girl
Molta intelligente- Very clever (intelligent)
Tigoratta- Tiger
Ragazza cattiva- Bad girl
Nenoatta- Babygirl
Grazie uomo- Thanks man
Sei il benvenuto- You're welcome

DEVIN HAS RELEASED THE BEAST! I REPEAT, DEVIN HAS RELEASED THE BEAST!! I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE AS SMALL AS YOUR FOOT BUT I'VE HEARD IT CAN TEAR YOU INTO SHREDS!!!

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