just imagine, Rita Skeeter losing like all the rest of her common sense in the later years and Drarry totally reading the newspapers to make fun of her.

Harry: *flips newspaper to Rita Skeeters page* *reads page* Draco we are getting divorced. 

Darco: *grabs two coffee mugs* again? is it because I kissed Pansy?

Harry: no, I did.

Draco: *slams down his mug on table* dammit Harry let me have my affair in peace

Both: *stare at each other then break into laughter*