Oh great, this guy. Well lets get started.

So it was just an ordinary day at the Shack. Mabel is seen in front of the tv watching Paw Patrol while I was on the computer literally watching this:

That chicken is going to get this country through some hard times.

"We'll be back with more Paw Patrol after this commercial break," said the tv.

"Ugh why do commercials still exist?" Mabel asked.

"Because Tv Channels need money from advertisers Mabel," I said.

The Tv then starts saying the name, "Gideon" like multiple times.

"What's a Gideon?" Mabel asked.

"I think the question is who is Gideon," I said.

"I'll tell you who he is," said Stan, "a big jerk, ever since he came to town my life became a living heck."

Mabel asked, "Don't you mean..."

"Mabel don't use that word!" I said stopping her.

"He's been taking my parking spots," said Stan, "Making a mockery of my name, and he took that last jar of Bread and Butter pickles at the grocery store."

"Come on down to the Tent of Telepathy," said The Tv, "Doors open Tonight."

"Don't you two under my roof ever go there under his roof," said Stan.

"Do tents even have roofs?" I asked.

"I think we just found a loophole," said Mabel, then she lifts up a tied piece of string, "Litterally, WHOMP WHOMP!"

"Ugh," said Stan.

The night then came and Soos took us to that Gideon show.

"Man this place is a Bizarro version of the mystery shack," I said, "They even have their own Soos."

Soos looked over at a guy that looked suspiciously liked him. Then gave him the stink eye.

"Ooh its starting!" said Mabel.

"Now lets see what this monster looks like," I said.

A large shadow showed behind the curtain, only to reveal a kid, about my sisters age, with a pompadour haircut.

"Hello America My Name's Lil' Gideon," said Gideon.

Gideon claps releasing doves into the air.

"That's Stan mortal enemy?" I asked.

"But, he is so wittle," said Mabel.

"I have a vision," said Gideon, "In a second you all will say, AAAWWWWW!"

"AAAWWWW!" said the audience.

"It came true," said Mabel.

"What, I'm not impressed," I said.

"You're impressed," said Mabel.

"Hit it dad," said Gideon signaling his father to play music from a near by piano then he started singing.

"Oh, I can see, what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!"

"Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!" said Gideon.

Apparently I stood up as the entire room.

"Wha—? 'How did he—?" I asked questioning everything.

"Keep it going!" said Gideon.

"You wish your son would call you more"

"I'm leaving everything to my cats!" screamed a old lady with a cat.

"I sense that you've been here before"

"Oh, what gave it away?" Sheriff Blubbs asked wearing a ton of Gideon merch.

"Come on," I said in annoyence

Gideon then walked up to Mabel.

"I'll read your mind if I'm able
Something tells me you're named Mabel"

"How'd he do that?" Mabel asked.

Your name was on your shirt Mabel.

"So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy
And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!"

Then a bunch of pyrotechnics shows up out of nowhere, geez lets hope the tent is flame retardant.

"Thank you for coming," said Gideon, "You are the real miricles."

Man no wonder Stan hated him, he was a bigger fraud than Stan.

The next day:

"Uh Big Dipper," said Mabel, "Remember when you told me not to bezazzle my face?"

"Yeah why?" I asked.

I looked up from my book to see Mabel bejeweled her face.

"Turns out you were onto something," said Mabel, "it hurts when I blink."

"That isn't permanent is it?" I asked very concerned.

"No, I'm unappreciated in my time," said Mabel.

*Door Bell*

"Somebody answer that door," said Stan.

"I'll get it," said Mabel.

"Eh, we'll get it," I said, "remember what happen last time?"

"I honestly don't remember having pizza before I threw up," said Mabel.

Mabel and I walked to the door.

"Howdy!"

We looked around.

"Down here,"

We looked down to see Gideon.

"Happens all the time," said Gideon.

"Hey its wittle ole you," said Mabel.

"Hehe my song's quite catchy," said Gideon.

"What do you want?" I asked, "Cup of sugar, ride to the mall, one of our kidneys?"

"I got enough, I'm good and ew," said Gideon, "I just couldn't get her cute face out of my head."

"You mean that face?" I asked pointing Mabel.

Mabel then coughed up some leftover bezazzler gems, which lands on Gideon's collar.

"Enchanting, utterly enchanting," said Gideon.

"Who's at the door?" Stan asked.

"Nothing, just a tumbleweed," I said.

"I understand your discretion between your uncle and I," said Gideon, "I just don't understand how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet."

Mabel blushes.

"Woah Woah woah, don't you sweet talk my little sister," I said.

"Then give us some privacy then," said Gideon.

"How about you watch what happens when she is alone with someone else but me," I said.

I put Mabel down and close the door behind her with me inside. Mabel starts scratching the door and whine like a dog.

I open the door and shew bolts in and hugs my torso.

"Don't you ever do that again," said Mabel.

"I can see that," said Gideon, "But you two can come with me on something a little more private, like my dressing room."

"Ooh makeovers!" said Mabel, "Please Dipper."

"It's going to cost you," I said.

Gideon then hands me an 256GB ipod touch, which I'm still surprised is still being made today.

"Okay that works, mainly because I dropped my old one in the toilet," I said.

A few minutes later we were in his dressing room.

Mabel was in awe over every thing.

Okay hoped you enjoyed the chapter, and as a prefference I watched the episode as I was writing, I'm gonna get started on the next chapter now while I still have the episode legally free on Disney XD's website...I hate using Kiss Cartoon, it creeps me out. See you next time.