Chapter 11: Who Wants a Lamby Lamby Lamby?

Great now I have that song in my head. Here's a special late Christmas, Early news years gift. Lets hope for 2018 to be half as bad as 2017. Because Half of something is better than none of anything.....Woah that is woke!

So after Mabel Blurted the truth. Two ghost appear, apparently they were an old elderly couple named Ma and Pa.

"Hohoho! Well why didn't you say so?" Pa asked.

The ghost drops Robbie into a pile of candy.

"What the... Hey there's still some of this powder stuff left," said Robbie as he eats more smile dip......Something tells me he's been held back one or two times, for a reason.

"How old did you say you were?" Pa asked.

"My Bro Bro is 12, he technically isn't a teenager," said Mabel, "And I'm 9, nowhere close to being a teenager!"

I look at Wendy.

I say, "Uhhh...."

"I already know dude," said Wendy, "I asked your uncle your first day."

So I lied all for nothing. Wow, Grunkle Stan was wrong, lying sucks. (Words to live by)

"When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store," said Ma.

"Always sassafrassin' costumers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants," said Pa, "So we decided to up and ban them! But they retaliated with this new fangled rap music."

"The lyrics, they were so, hateful," said Ma, "It was so shocking, we were stricken down with double heart attacks! That's why we hate teenagers so much! Don't we, honey?"

They both start nuzzling each other.

"Aww!" Mabel exclaimed.

"MABEL!" I said.

"Right sorry," said Mabel, "But they're our friends, isn't there anything I can do to, help them?"

"There is one thing," said Pa, "Do you know any funny little dances?"

Okay that explains why this called her.

"Uh... is there anything else I can do?" Mabel asked.

Pa then is set on fire.

"NOOOO!" said Pa.

Mabel stands still in shock.

"I think I need my pullups back," said Mabel, "OKAY OKAY OKAY! Um... Well, I do know... the Lamby Lamby Dance. Bu-but I can't really do it, without a lamb costume!"

Pa Snaps his fingers and Mabel is seen in a lamb costume.....is it wrong I'm enjoying this?

"Oh, well... there it is," said Mabel, "Dipper owes me a Marshall for this."

Mabel takes a Deep Breath and Starts singing.

"Wellll...
Who wants a Lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet your Mammy mammy mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies..."

"Yes, Yes! More! MORE!" Pa exclaimed.

"Don't don't don't you forget about the babies!"

Mabel winks.

Pa reverts back to normal, and by normal I mean, oh you get the point.

"That was so fine, girly dancin' little girl! Your friends are free," said Pa.

Mabel's regular clothes reappear as I ran up and hug her.

I say, "Well I don't think you have to worry about us coming back, so..."

And just like that, everyone is back to normal.

"What-what happened after everything went crazy?" Lee asked.

"You are not going to believe it! The ghosts appeared," said Wendy, "and Mabel had to..."

Wendy looked Mabel with her puppy dog eyes, effectiveness, infinity.

"Uh, and uh, Dipper and Mabel just grabbed a bat, and just started beating ghosts down, left and right, and the ghost got all scared, and ran away like a couple of little girls, it was insane," said Wendy.

"Alright Dr. Funtimes and Queen Awesomeness," said Nate.

After that Wendy and Her friends dropped Mabel and I and then left. And then the second weirdest thing I seen all night.

"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!"

A TV is thrown out the window, then Grunkle Stan pokes his head out.

"Uh, couldn't find the remote," said Grunkle Stan.

After, whatever that was, I took Mabel up stairs and helped her into bed.

"When's the Wedding?" Mabel asked.

"Huh?" I asked.

"When's the Wedding, you and Wendy?" Mabel asked.

"Uh, never actually," I said.

"What, why?" Mabel asked.

"I notice her eyeballing Robbie throughout the Night," I said, "plus she and I connect more like friends and not a couple."

"Oh, sorry Big Dipper," said Mabel.

"Its okay Mabel," I said, "besides it's not like Sam all over again."

Before you ask she is a girl at school who used me for her homework, jokes on her, I made every answer wrong. Basically don't use me for grades.

I tuck Mabel in and gave her a hug.

"Goodnight Big Dipper," said Mabel.

"Goodnight," I said, "Little Lamby."

Mabel then hit me in the face with Chase.

"You deserved that!" Mabel exclaimed.

Okay admit it you laughed at that last joke. Anyway, hoped you enjoyed the chapter, I was actually watching the show while making this, not the specific episode but you get what I'm saying. Anyway hope you guys are excited for the new year, the next one I will do is the Clones episode. So be prepared! Also sorry Wendip shippers, it just wasn't meant to be, especially since I have a theory that Wendy is gay, bi at least, not that there's anything wrong with that. Well see you guys next time.

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