I hope you can forgive me.

even though I know that you'll outlive me.

but I ask you to not kick me but to forgive me.

I ask that you miss me and that you hear me, but you don't scare me.

Please don't break my heart because I know you're smart.

But please don't fart because then I will break apart.

Because I know you shop at Wal-mart because I know you're a work of art. 

I don't want to alert but I know you own a tee shirt.

I love so many things and in my opinion, you're as beautiful as a dove.