Hello, hello!
Welcome to yor first night!
In the place where the pizza is hot and the funs brings light!

Now you saw us in the local news!
What made you presume this was the job for you?
What will you do?!
Between 12 AM and the break of dawn
The toys start to glitch
From when they power on!
You got the cameras and you flashlight!
What more is there to need?

Just be quick!
Just be ready!
'Cause they're very scary!

Just be very, very wary as the night goes on!
I may be here at the beginning but not for long!
I prerecorded messages to keep you alive!
(I'm not here all night!)

'Cause I'm the Phone Guy!
I'm here to take the care and the fear!
Once the time ends near, I will not be here
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy!
Ring, ring!
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time
Before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy
Tick tock!
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen
So be careful of descisions you make!
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am!
The Phone Guy!

Hey, hey!
How ya doin'?
Now the first night was fine!
But there's a deep dark warning
For the future up ahead, so divine!

Now you see the Pirate Cove is a blare!
Just keep an eye on the guy,
And you'll be prepared!
Now the rest of the bunch
Well, I'm not too sure
Because next thing you know
They're right outside your door!
So, don't forget my simple methods!
And just use your light!
Before they take your body
And leave you to die!

Be very, very wary
That the battery drains!
So present your only tools
And your life remains!
Keep the light shinin' bright for the final night!
(I'm not here all night!)

'Cause I'm the Phone Guy!
I'm here to take the care and the fear!
Once the time ends near
I will not be here
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy
Ring ring!
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time
Before I trust you to survive!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy!
Tick tock!
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen
So be careful of descisions you make
I am the Phone guy!
Yes, I am
The Phone Guy!

Uh, hey there dude!
Glad you're back!
The last security guard
Just couldn't pick up the slack!

So now you're the new guy,
Picking up the job!
So please understand,
This nightmare doesn't stop!

So, we built it up from scratch!
Takin' the crap,
Takin' the stuff that wouldn't work!
'Cause we all know all the broken stuff
Just makes you go berserk!
To add suspension,
The tension in this attraction!
Check the vents for your protection
From broken down hallucinations

In the back they said
Stuff you in a suit
Ya know, the cover story sounds kinda cute
Just remember now
Everything's gonna be find
Because the darkest thoughts are all in your mind!

Now before I leave, I just remembered!
We found a toy,
A robot with brains!
Oh, what a joy!

So I'll pass down recordings
Of the original voice!
See?
He'll never leave you be,
So just listen!
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Take what you have learned,
And become the master!
Then you'll be safe when I'm not around!

'Cause I'm the Phone Guy!
I'm here to take the care and the fear!
Once the time ends near,
I will not be here!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy!
Ring ring!
These are all the rules I bring!
There's not a lot of time
Before I trust you to survive!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy!
Tick tock!
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen
So be careful of descisions you make
I am the Phone Guy!
Yes, I am
The Phone Guy!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm the Phone Guy, yeah I'm the Phone Guy!

Hello hello!