(Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit! Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit! Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit!) Well I'm bout to let it go down!

Fuckin hopped up like Dennis Hoppet on speed
I'm gonna smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smoke weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna fuck your face till your eyes get blurry
Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up
Now you're choking
Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your fack, get up on your bareback
When they find you they're gonna find you
On the ceiling

Backed up, jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick em in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm a die hard like Bruce fuckin Willis
I'm not sick, I'm just simply the illest
Uh huh

It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
Bitch I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

Choppin' through the butcher's shop
Rackin' the meat
You'll climax so hard the altitudes'll make your ears bleed
Getting fucked from behind, his head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, bitch
I'm not about the cervix
Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck the Hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and Bitch
And when you come back yelping
For a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching

Neck, back, sack then on to the scrotum
Got more fucking crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsey Lohan
If there's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat
This faggot fucked your girl
She got rid of her pussy!
Sewed her snatch, got a dick, just so she could fuck me

It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
Bitch I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

Slammin' them like barrels
(Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit! Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit!)

It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong!
On-on-on like Donkey Kong
Bitch I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong!