TACO!!!!!!

YESSSSS??????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDDO!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Aww, thanks, you two!!!

But it's... not actually your birthday.

Ahhh, but it's the day she created her Wattpad account, so it's her Wattpad birthday!!!

WHHHOOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉

Technically it was yesterday, but whoops, I procrastinated like always.

Great going.

I am assuming that we will be doing something for this... occasion?

Are you kidding??? Of course, we're doing something!!!!!

And what will we be doing?

Spilling our guts. Weren't you there when we talked about this, Logic?

No, I was not. When did you talk about it?

After school on Tuesday.

Do you mean when I was sleeping after the AP Human Geo exam?

Yeah

Well, that would explain why I didn't know about this. 

Oh, put a sock in it, let's start!

Very well.

Alright, I've got a list of things we can all share and such. 

Oooh, we can have an honest conversation about our feelings!

Yeah, uh, no.

I'd rather not...

I do not wish to participate.

Yeah, sorry Morality, I have some other things in mind.

Oooh, that's okay!! I'm sure it'll be great!!

Wait, Morality, were you not there when the list was created?

Um... no?

*whispered* We're doomed.

Hey, now, it won't be that bad! 

Don't worry. I approve of all the questions.

That reassures me slightly. Very well, let's get this over with.

'Kay, first off, CHIBIS!!!!!!!

*GASP* Yay!

What... are... chibis?

Observe:

You mean to tell me that chibis are cartoons???

AWWWW, CREATIVITY THAT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!! HERE'S MINE:

This is all too precious. Okay, here's mine!!!

Gurl, you look exhausted, get some sleep!

I would, but school.

That is right.

Keep in mind, she's also sick

Yup

Logic, you're next!!!!

Fine

Dang, Logic, someone's got sass.

It is not that I have sass, but that I would rather not participate.

I'm just gonna ignore that. Anxiety!!!

Already on it:

Looking good

Aww, thanks, Dep

Alright, you two, stop being so adorable. Dep, you're up!

Swanky

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 

WHAT

MORALITY AND DEP HAVE FRECKLES.

You never noticed them until now, kiddo?

NO. HOW- I DON'T EVEN HAVE FRECKLES

Well, you have a few, they're just really faint. And 'cause we're parts of you, they're present on some of us, and not others.

This is too much for my brain to comprehend.

*Logic.exe has crashed*

Wow... just wow.

Is it too late for one more?

Who's that????

Oh, that's just Sleep.

Sup. You can call me Roxie.

Well, hello Roxie!!!!

Yeah, I'mma go get Caribou. Peace.

... Well then!! That was something!!! 

And it provides the perfect segue to the next topic.

You got that right, Dep.  N A M E S !!!!!!!!!!

*Logic.exe has rebooted* I'm sorry, what now???

Names. We're sharing our names. Get with the program.

I did not... I did not agree with this...

Aww, c'mon, Logic, we've all shared with each other. It won't be too different from that.

Very well...

Yay!!!!!!

Alright, who wants to go first???

Well, they already know my name, so yeah, call me Reece.

Wait, Reece, you already told them??

Yeah, I did.

When?

The day after I told you, I think. It was during the Q&A with just me.

Aww, 'm proud of you for doing that, Reece.

Oh. My god. You two are gonna be the death of me 'cause of how adorable you are.

I would like to go next!

Go ahead, Creativity!!!!!

My name is Demi.

Ooohhhh, why 'Demi?'

Because you're demigirl, of course!!!!

That's really neat, actually...

I'm glad you think so!!

Yee. Alright, who's next??? Morality???

I'd love to, kiddo!!! My name's Amber!!!!!

I feel like I know why that's your name...

What do you think, kiddo???

Is it because - *This sentence has been censored because it contains personal information about people I know irl*

Yup, that's right!! She's an amazing role model!!!

Omg, that's so cute, I might cry.

Please do not do that.

Oh, Logic!! What's your name????

Sophia

oooOOooohhhhh, pretty...

Thank you. It means wisdom.

Swanky. 'Kay, Anxiety, you're up!!

Awesome. My name's Shae.

omg, I can't... this... I just... oh my god...

You doing alright there, Reece??

Yeah... I'll be fine... it's just... Shae is such a pretty name... and I can't help but just... I don't even know what... I just love it so much...

*Internal thoughts: Oh my god, I ship it. Reece and Shae. Rae. Yes.*

Awww, that's so adorable, Reece!!!!

Oh my god, you two, get a room!!!

DEMI NO-

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??????

reeeeeeeeeee

Oh dear lord. ALRIGHT!!!!! NEXT THING!!!!!!!

Ooohhhh, what is it????

*Looks at list* Oh... oh ho ho... This is gonna be interesting...

I don't like the sound of that.

Me neither.

Alright, here's a comment from Virgil_is_cool that I just remembered...

"Hey Taco ( cover Dep's ears ) I was wondering if you ship Dep and Anx together. I think they are now one of my OTP's now! ( uncover Dep's ears ) Hey Dep I ship you with Anx. I don't know if it's a friend ship or a love ship but I ship!"

OH MY GOSH

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lol. While they're freaking out, yes, I do ship them. 

NOT YOU TOO

YESSSSSSS I'M NOT ALONE!!!!!!

OH MY GOD WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This... oh my... I think this is a good place to stop.

Yes, I agree.

Alright, peace out, y'all.

And don't be afraid to ask questions!!!!!