If Jean and Marco had kids

It'd go out like this:

~~on a train~~

Kid #1: dad I need to take a sissy

Jean: what?

Kid #2: she needs to pee.

Jean: just wait, sweetheart.

Kid #1: DAAD MY PANTY'S STAINED

Marco: what's going on? I was just taking care of the baby.

Jean: she needs to take a piss

Marco: *grabs a bottle* go piss on this

Kid #1: thanks, mommy *pees on the bottle* AHH... *closes bottle*

Kid #2: Oo...mountain dew...

Jean and Marco: NO-

Kid #2: *drinks the piss

Jean and Marco: Aww...gawd...