I'm gonna do one of these every week, but I didn't go to school Thursday or Friday so this is how much I got

Also, I separated them! You can comment on individual ones now if you want

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Student: I'll trade you a computer for juice! *holds up a school chromebook*

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Student: have you ever seen Fraggle Rock?
Teacher: yes, on GoGuardian (a student tracking thing that my school uses) on your computer
Student: no, that was [other student], mine was Mike Wazowski

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Student: If you wear high heel Crocs that takes you from mediocre to baddie real fast

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Teacher: okay, mobile humans, SIT DOWN-

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Student 1: Bro you want my Air Head?
Student 2: wait really? *gets up*
Teacher: [Student 2] sit down, it's half eaten

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Student: Yes! I get to be in a group with my true love!

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Teacher: there are flying Air Heads

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Teacher: in your group, please choose someone who can ACTUALLY count to a hundred to be Pluto *nods*

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Student 1: Hey [Student 2] you should write a note
Student 2: to who?
Student 3: me
Student 1: me
Student 2: no I already wrote a love note to [Student 3]

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Student: Lightyear is like, less than a foot tall
Teacher:
Teacher: Wrong light year

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Teacher: the speed of sound is like pathetically slow

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Student 1: *whisper* HEY [Student 2]
Student 2: yeah?
Student 1: *whispers and snips scissors menacingly* WANT A HAIRCUT

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There was a lot more about the love notes, quoting Trolls etc, but I didn't manage to write it down so unfortunately you don't get to see one kid's note about eyes like the sea and the teacher replying about how sweet it was