Student: LOOK AT HIS SEXY LEGS

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Student: [other student] you make me happy, that's why I put your name on my hat

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Teacher: I'll just wait until you're done talking, you're just wasting your Play-Doh time

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Teacher: if you guys keep talking, I will give all of the Play-Doh to my son!
Student: NO! I WILL EAT IT

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Student: I've been told I'd be a horrible father

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Student: PABLO, dude! I'm gonna drive around in my Mustang with my dog named Pablo!

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Teacher: what are you doing back there?
Student: We're trying to find all the Alvins

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Student 1: Don't you just love leaving your milk out overnight for texture?
Teacher: UGH NO THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU
Student 2: mmmm homemade cottage cheese

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Teacher: this is what I hear when you guys talk: like in Charlie Brown *goose noises*

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Student: *calmly* I've been impaled

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Student: I'm allergic to water

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Teacher: what are y'all DOING?
Student: I'm gonna get an old man haircut!

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Student: Teacher I warn you, the Play-Doh does not taste good

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Teacher: now, smash your planetesimals together, sound effects are encouraged even though there's no sound in space
Student 1: PSSSSSSSSH
Student 2: BANG
Student 3: *screams*

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Student: *holds up a ball of Play Doh* THIS IS MY EARTH! FLAT EARTHERS FOR LIFE!!!

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Student 1: I'm hungry
Student 2: I'd give you my cinnamon cookie granola bar but I only have one
Student 1: I'll go to Walmart later
Student 3: get me something at Walmart!
Student 1: what?
Student 3: I don't know, just get me something
Student 1: okay imma get you diapers

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Some writing on the whiteboard:
Rock List
Shrock
Rocktopus
Rockstet
Brock

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Student 1: *has a drink*
Student 2: can I have a sip?
Student 1: no
Student 2: why
Student 1: cause
Student 2: I thought we were friends

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Teacher: *lists the gases that Jupiter is made of*
Student 1: hey, those are explosive!
Teacher: ...yes they are
Student 2: I HAVE AN IDEA LETS EXPLODE JUPITER

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Student 1: is the inside of gas giants hot?
Student: LIKE [STUDENT 3]!!!