Out of Context is BACK, BABYYYY

Except my science class this year isn't nearly as funny so I'm getting quotes from all over my school and from my sister. The vast majority are from my school though

Anyway, enjoy and try not to die

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T: it's chicken and wine.
S1: wine, [teacher]?
T: you boil the alcohol out-
S1: where does it go? WHERE DOES IT GO?!
S2: into the air
S1: BUT THAT MEANS I CAN GET DRUNK BREATHING AIR!

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S: TEACHER DID YOU KNOW THAT EARTH IS THE SAME SIZE AS EARTH?

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T: your brain might crawl out of your ear and run down the hallway screaming

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T: DONT LICK THE SCIENCE!

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T: BIG BIRD, NOOOOOO!

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T: And why is the plow shoved up the cow's butt? I don't know.

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T: NO! CHICKENS DONT GROW ON PLANTS!

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S1: What if there was a club where we took out our anger by yelling swear words at each other?
S2: it's called DND club.

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S1: THAT CAR SHOULD HAVE STOPPED! PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY!
S2: AND WE'RE JAYWALKING!

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S: did hunter-gatherers do drugs

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T: the children get high, and then they run towards the bear because they're high, and the bear has dessert.
S: and then the bear gets high.

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T: so [a city near where I live] isn't a civilization?
S: No.

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T: artisans make pots, jewelry, baskets-
S: wait, arsons? Don't they start fires?

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S: I wanna drive my house around

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T: Religion was the thing that said "sacrificing your babies is wrong."
S: so people just sacrificed their babies before religion was a thing?

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T: why would civilizations need natural barriers?
S: Tourists.

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T: *trying to guess a student's name* first letter?
S: C.
T: Connor?
S: No.
T: Why not?

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T: the only thing on this planet more resilient than humans is cockroaches.

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T: No, no no no. Chocolate doesn't cause obesity!
S: America causes obesity!

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S: can I have a piece of candy?
T: I don't have candy! I have a rock, do you want a rock?
S: is the rock edible?