"Woohhoo girl. Someone really had a adventure." Sandra said, taking sip from her Cappuccino.

We were sitting in our cafeteria of our college. I looked around, BUNCH AND BUNCH OF PEOPLE!!

" Yeah whatever. And as I said I fucking hate adventures." I replied yawning.

"Anyways, how does he look like?"

"Like a hmm-- BOY!"

"Wow! Great observation. Care to elaborate?"

"Okay! So, switching to my observatory phase, the guy ..... well.... he had 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose!"

"Annddd????"

"And? Well, andddd......Yeah! NO MIND! "

"And?"

"No ethics either." I said shrugging my shoulders.

"Shut up! You know in what way I am asking you!!"

"He was okay looking. But I guess Ronald was sexy. The most sexy guy ever...." I said, nearly drooling by just imagining his dimples.

My mouth was about to water just thinking about how awesome and sexy it would be to kiss Ronald that my eyes wander off and landed on a guy with green eyes and annoying smirk.

HOLD ON! I know that SMIRK!!

"Shit Shit Shit!!!" I said and grabbed Sandra by collar and dragged her out of the cafeteria.

"What? I couldn't even finish my burger!!" She early screamed and it seemed like she was just inches from crying ( yes, she was a food lover.)

"Here take mine. And help me hide." I said and handed over her my burger. (MAN! HOW YUMMY IT LOOKED :/ )

"Help you hide? What did you steal?"

"Nothing. But I have to protect something."

"And what is it?"

"My reputation."

"From?"

"From a JACKASS!!"

"And who is he?"

"Well, I proudly announce that I have the honor of being the mentioned Jackass." I heard a real-annoying, manly voice.

And I nearly jumped.

"Hi Jackass! I am Sandra. But who are you?" said Sandra with a face that read "QUESTION MARK?"

He came near us. "Maybe the one who honored me as one might want to tell you." He said.

"Well, Sandra, he is Jacka- I mean Kevin. My roommate."

"Oh! So its you about whom we have been talking about since morning? Nice to meet you."

Kevin popped an eyebrow at me and winked. He came so near that if I ,as much as, moved an inch I'd have seriously kissed him.( and I'd prefer dying!)

"Wanna have cappuccino?" Sandra offered him.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE BEING NICE TO HIM? TO THE JACKASS!

"No thanks! You have it." He said with a wink.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE BEING NICE TO HER? Maybe he is just nice. Maybe we just started off on a wrong foot and he is not bad.

He came and took a long sip from my cappuccino. I guess he had a whale inside his huge body because his drink was equal to my whole large cup of cappuccino.And till now all I had was just a small, bird-size, sip.

And to top it all, he burped in my face and waved Sandra bye.

I just stood there.

No I was wrong! He is a JACKASS JACKASS not just a JACKASS!!!!