Jin: "Hey everyone, it's Eat Jin!"

ARMY: So cute!!
ARMY (Thirsty): OPPA~~~

Me: *Grabs a tissue sobbing* WHY-HY-HY-HY?!?! *sobs more*
Why must you live so far away! I JUST WANT TO TRY YOUR FOOOO-HOO-HOOOOD!! AHHHHHHH!!!

(Literally how I am though, his food seems so good, it's not fair!)