--the hands-down greatest experience ever from Subway(sandwiches).

okay

so we(me, my dad, and my brother) just went into Subway at like 8:30 PM to get some sandwiches, you know.

and the worker asks "okay what bread are your 3 footlongs gonna be on?"

dad says "all 3 on white"

worker: "that's easiest enough. just don't change it halfway through me making it."

dad is kinda surprised y'know, but he's worked in fast food before so he nods in understanding.

worker: "yeah that happened today. put the meat and cheese on, toasted it, then they said they wanted it on a different bread."

dad shakes his head and mutters something about people being jerks.

worker nods and cuts the sandwiches, does some other stuff, then asks, "what's gonna be on this first sandwich?"

i then say "Subway club" (which is pretty much ham, turkey, and roast beef for the meats, and then you add cheese and whatever else)

worker puts the ham and turkey on then says, "think we might be out of roast beef."

instantly upset.

however, we walked into Subway at 8:30, so it's to be expected that they don't really have anything.

worker goes into back to check.

comes back out with the roast beef and says "last one"

so that was good.

then, worker asks what cheese.

"provolone, same for all three."

we are a simple people, my family you see.

worker puts provolone on my sandwich, then asks for my brother's order.

"just ham," bro says, "with provolone, like she said."

"really?" worker is disbelieving.

"yeah, he pretty much gets nothing on his sandwiches.

worker makes bro's sandwich, then my dad is last.

dad wants to order something, but they don't have that, so he decides to try the sweet and spicy teriyaki chicken(with provolone, of course)

worker goes on to put the veggies and stuff on my sandwich, and nothing really interesting happens, but he pretty much complains about his job the whole time lmao

dad asks why he is the only one worker, and worker explains it, then proceeds to call teh system stupid and say that last Sunday they were PACKED, and he was the only one working.

dad completely understands this, and shares a story of his own from when he worked at a Pizza Hut when he was a teen.

worker asks what veggies my bro wants, and bro just goes "mayo"

worker is very surprised, but then realizes they are out of mayo

BUT THEN 

he finds some more, so my bro is happy.

dad places order, which was like mayo, black olives, onions, and whatever else man idk anymore

worker says we are probably the easiest family that he's served today, and also says that today has been very busy(that he's been standing for about 2 1/2 hours straight)

essentially, the worker just complained about his job the ENTIRE TIME that we ordered.

and like, i'm not even mad or anything, because i know that working in fast food(or any type of customer service, like retail cash register) SUCKS, even though i've never done it myself.

but honestly, my dad just kept talking the entire time.

like, i'm sure the worker would've stopped complaining, but my dad just kept talking about it, so it just happened.

it was so funny i was trying so hard not to laugh.