This happened in school today.. 

Kaylah: so they cut out ther face and put a horse head in it

Me: lol

Kaylah: then they chained Patrick to a table. (Patrick is her friend)

Me: (Thought she said turned him into a table) XDDDD *Laughing of 5 minutes straight*

Kaylah: whats so funny about them chaining him to table and cutting his arms off?

Me: i though you said turned him into a table XDDD

Kaylah: XD PATRICK NOO!!! DON'T BECOME A TABLE!

Me: BE THE TABLE  YOU WRRE ALWAYS MENT TO BE!! (when i shout my english gets bad)

Kaylah: THE ANGLE OF DIRKNESS CAME IN the night. AND TURNED HIM INTO A TABLE! *texts that to patrick* XD

yep....