I almost died today!

I was thinking about whether or not I should try to update again, when I realized The Elements of Trust was ranked at #875 in Fantasy.

I gasped really really deeply, and in doing so inhaled a huge amount of my own hair down my throat.

And I started choking on my own hair.

Seriously I felt like I was going to die. I could hardly breathe.

Someone: "You couldn't breathe when strands of hair  got caught in your throat?"

Me: Shut up.

I was coughing all over the place and fell onto the floor.

I am now the survivor of a near death experience.

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And on my birthday too?