What?! How would I feel?! when people say my cooking sucks france's micro *beep*?! I would shove it down their throats and make them eat it!! That is like the number 1 thing people make fun of!!! What are you five!? its really bothers me when all they can talk bad about me is my damn cooking! Grow up!!!

seriously why my cooking?! It's bloody fine and it's also safe to eat you wankers.*sits down at his desk* anyways I would love it if people would stop criticizing my cooking*nodshead* and THAT BLOODY FRANCE WOULD JUST LEAVE ME THE *beep* ALONE WITH MY COOKING!!!

*breathes in and out* 1.....2.......3.......4.......5.......6.........7.......8........9......10 Alright thanks for listening to me rant on~ I feel much better now~ until next time duckies~*waves happily at you and drinks his tea*