So, today I got a late B-Day present from my grandparents: My favorite board game ever, the Game of Life.

So I had to play it with my little sister, CatLuvTheAuthor.

We were playing this new version, however. It introduces a new feature: Action Cards. Basically, it's something random like "invent a new fruit! Spin to see how much you sold!" And it awards or takes away money depending on what the card says.

Anyways, we're playing. My job is a teacher, while she's a chef. Then Maddie gets to the married spot.

"What's your husband's name?" I ask.

"Zane."

When I get married, I marry Garroth. From then on, we keep talking about our wonderful hubbys.

So yeah. Rule of thumb, don't play Life with a sister into the same fandoms as you.

When we get kids, she has Dmitri, Nekoette, and Levin. I have Clemont and Bonnie.

And at the very end, I lost.

By 20k.

THAT IS THE WORST LOSS EVER.

My sister: And then Zane and I die.

Me: In a car accident.

Her: Because of my horrible driving. IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT ZANE.