(Sooooooo... I published this yesterday, BEFORE P.S., AND- CAPS LOCk off- it never got published for reasons unknown!!! Glitchpad!!!!!!!!!

Wellllll.... Here it is! A day late. I tell stories like Steven Moffat. All twisted out and backwards! XP )

A room, dusty and dark, sits in a gigantic building. This tiny room is connected to dozens of other rooms. Those other rooms are shiny and dust-free, being lit up by shining lights and active occupants. However, the room titled 'JesusSaves17' is empty...

...until now.

The door to the room dramatically opens, revealing a tall, dark figure. This creature enters the room, bringing with it the sound of mechanical breathing. A black cape trails behind the masked figure. Who could it be...? Is it...? No! But... It is!!! It's...

"Darth Vader! At last, we meet again." The dark figure, surprised to hear a voice, turns to see a shadow. Someone had spoken from under the cover of darkness!

"But... I... I thought I'd never see you again..." Darth Vader whispers in shock.

The lights in the room slowly turn on. The shadow slowly slips away, revealing a young girl with wildly frizzy, curly hair. A sly smile spreads across her face as her blue eyes scan the room, then settle on the caped figure. "Hello, Darthie. Or is it Darthy? Well, anyways... Merry early Christmas!!!"

"Is it really you?" Darth Vader asks as he steps towards the girl. "Are you JesusSaves17?"

The girl grins and nods. "Yup! It's me! Back at last! Well, actually, not quite back yet. I'm still not on Wattpad again; not just yet. Hold on, let's change this to transcript mode..."

Darth Vader: What mode?

JesusSaves17: This mode. It's much easier to write. And funner!!!

Autocorrect: Don't you mean 'runner'?

JesusSaves17: No!!! Funner! Funner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Autocorrect: Okay, fine! Funner!!!

JesusSaves17: Thank you!

Autocorrect: * mumbles a 'you're welcome' *

JesusSaves17: So, where was I...

Darth Vader: You were—and are— in the middle of your abandoned Wattpad account!

JesusSaves17: * changes name to 'me' *

Me (JesusSaves17) : Oi! It isn't abandoned!!! I just... went on a hiatus for a while.

Darth Vader: *scoffs* Yeah. Like, HALF A YEAR!

Me: *gets defensive* It was less than half a year! I... I think. Hmm... Let's see... August 1st is the day I left! So, it's been... five months!!!

Darth Vader: CLOSE ENOUGH TO HALF A YEAR!

Me: Yeah... Well, anyways, I'm going to shut this account down and start a new one.

The Doctor: ...like regenerating?

Me: Exactly like regenerating! I'll still be the same person, but with a new account. And I will have changed a little bit, considering the fact that a lot of stuff could have happened in my life while I was away!

Darth Vader: ...like realizing just how much you miss the Ponds!

Me: YES! *groans*

Darth Vader: And River Song, too.

Me: *pulls out a banana runt sword* Stop talking now.

Darth Vader: Is that your Batman voice?

Me: No. This is my defensive fangirl voice. THIS IS MY BATMAN VOICE. 

Batman: I'M BATMAN.

Darth Vader: ...?

Batman: IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

Me: *giggles* Yes, we know.

Batman: *flies away*

Darth Vader: But... he can't... he can't fly!!!

Batman: YES I CAN!

Darth Vader: Why?

Me: Don't ask...

Batman: IIITTT'SSS BBBEEECCCAAAUUUSSSEEE III'MMM BBBAAATTTMMMAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You are literally the definition of vanity.

Darth Vader: Uh, I'm not sure that's  accurate...

Google: Definition of 'vanity':

Me: That's pretty straightforward.

Darth Vader: ... You are just as weird as ever.

Me: Yup!!! Anyways... Here's the serious stuff.

Darth Vader: Since when have you been serious?

Me: Since NEVER! SO, WATCH THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO!

Darth Vader: *facepalms*

Me: *giggles* By the way, these tiny tidbits of funniness are, well... tiny, sooo... if you don't get a certain one, just move on! You might miss the next one! (PS; don't worry about the gun in the cover of the video. He's not gonna hurt anybody, I promise.)

Enjoy!!!

Me: Consider that a peace offering for my absence.

Darth Vader: Didn't you have other news?

Me: Oh! Right! Ahem... I may not come back to Wattpad at all.

Everyone: *gasp of shock*

Me: ...but don't worry! You can convince me to come back!

Everyone: *sigh of relief*

Me: Here's the deal: on this chapter of my randomness book, you may leave comments telling me these three things:

1. Do you want me to come back to Wattpad? Yes or no

2. IF SO, WH-OOh, caps lock. If so, why? Or why not?

3. Do you want to know my new Wattpad account?*****

*****this is a bit complex. More on that later...

So, here's an example comment:

Yes, I want you to come back to Wattpad! Because I love rping with you! And I definitely want to know your new account name!!!

Don't be afraid to get elaborate or emotional. This is all about how much I am wanted, even needed on Wattpad. Tell me why I should come back in lots of fluffy words!!!

Also, tag people!!! I have a number in my head, and if at least that many people want me to return, I will!!!

*****If you do want to know my new Wattpad account name, say so clearly. On a certain day in January, I will publish a chapter (in this book) with the new name in it. The account will already be set up, if you want to follow me there. *note: JesusSaves17 account will be deleted soon after.* Once you have gotten in touch with my new account, (remember: I don't do private messaging) say so clearly on that new chapter. Once all the people who wanted to know my new name have said that they know it, this account will be deleted, and a few days later, I will be back!!!

I hope this is all clear... seems kinda funny, I know, but I have my reasons. *wink, wink*

Anyways............ CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

*another side note: on my new account, I will only follow you if you follow me first*

I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS AND GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

Be cool, and eat pizza!

~JesusSaves17 😎 🍕