(Inspired by _TMAG_ because I've been meaning to do this some time XD)

Sunny: Good morning, Beatrice! Rise and shine!

Beatrice: I'm busy.

Sunny: Beatrice?

Beatrice: Yeah?

Sunny: How much do you hate me for doing this everyday?

Beatrice: As much as the stars in the sky.

Sunny: But it's 8 am.

Beatrice: Exactly.

Poppy: Hey Branch!

Branch: Oh hi Poppy

Poppy: Have you ever felt true love?

Branch: Well, yeah.

Poppy: Ooh with who? Describe her!

Branch: Well, she's the most beautiful shade of pink- BLUE!

Poppy: Blue?

Branch: Yeah, yeah let's go with that

Poppy: Hmm, I guess it's time to go on a detective adventure!

Branch: Yeah, yeah have fun.

Branch: Hey

Lake: Oh, hey Branch. How'd you get my number?

Branch: Poppy told me to talk to you.

Lake: About what?

Branch: I don't know. She never told me.

Lake: Well that's a problem.

Lake: Hey Branch?

Branch: Yeah?

Lake: Have you ever liked someone?

Branch: Well, yeah. I mean, I'm with that someone right now.

Lake: Oh. She's beside you?

Branch: Not exactly.

Lake: So she's behind you? Around you? Near you at all?

Branch: I'm actually talking with her right now?

Lake: ... I know that's a trick question. You're talking to one Poppy, aren't you?

Branch: Um no.

Lake: Then who is that "someone"?

Branch: I am literally talking to her right now.

Lake is typing...

• • •

Lake: Oh. OoOoOh

(I can't make a Lake x Seana drawing right now but I hope it's okay XD)

Lake: Um, hey Seana

Seana: Sup' princess

Lake: I was wondering if... you'd like to hang out again? At my pod? Just you and me.

Seana: What's the occasion?

Lake: Oh you know, I just wanted to see you. Especially your eyes and your smile.

Seana: Now you're just being flirty.

Lake: Is it working?

Ya'll think I'll cry while reading Wonder?

BOI I READ THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND IT BROKE MAH HEART.

But now I craggled (if you get the reference) my heart back together

I CAN HANDLE THIS.

I CAN HANDLE THIS.