*at class*

Me: *reading a book*

Suddenly, a few of my male classmates came here and I heard someone call my name. His name is Carlos.

Carlos: Hey Valerie! You want to be his boyfriend?

Me: *looks at Carlos, then at the guy he was pointing at who was Edwin or Edwen*

Me: No?!

Edwin: *being playfully choked out by a friend of his* FUDGE YOU

Me: *confused as fudge*

For once, I did not understand a single thing. Either Carlos meant that Edwin likes me or not, but I'm sure there's something happening. I just don't know what. And I was like "WUTS HAPPENING."