Oh my gosh I will never forget these memories in my entire life they are the two most hilarious moments in my entire life and they didn't even happen to me they have been related to me but they weren't me...  I was more the cause of the stories...

Candy Canes:

So as you've heard I have a little brother I also have a older one but he's irrelevant to these stories... so my little brother... he's annoying, and does things/say things that hurts occasionally but we're family and I love him no matter what... but when I want space I want my space and I get like this whenever I have my friends around to hang out with me.

So I had my two best friends over at my house we were hanging out messing around with my color guard equipment. Which at the time we were practicing for a Christmas parade, so we had our Christmas flags I had three miniature Flags a rifle a saber and some candy canes. Now when I say candy canes I don't mean like the ones you eat I mean the big gigantic plastic ones that you can throw and toss around they were a prop.

I can't ever tell this story because I keep laughing before I get to the park so you're lucky that you're reading it and I won't interrupt it by laughing.

So my brother whenever people come over that's not family he does it to me and my older brother he'll start but again and always annoying me and my friends. But at the same time he had one of his friends over so I kept telling him to go play with his friend and stop messing with me and mine.

And he just kept messing with this while we were trying to practice throwing or props around and everything so my friends we're swinging at him with a candy cane saying they were going to hit him which I knew they weren't they wouldn't they're really nice well not always but you know we all Gucci! Lol😂

So he thought it would be a great idea to come up behind me and push me while I was throwing my I believe it was either my rifle or saber... If you haven't been hit with these things they really hurt so you always have to be cautious around them.

I turned to him and I kid you not I was so serious that everyone thought I was joking because I'm normally a very sarcastic person so they never take to heart the things I say when in fact some of the times the stuff is real... I said, " boy if you push me one more time I will take this candy cane and I must throw it and hit you upside your head stop and go play with your friend"

And what do all annoying little brothers do when they're older sister's ask them to do something..... Not. Listen.

So he had me thinking I was joking I picked up my candy cane and he screams like a little girl and took off running. Without even trying I had with round sofas and thrown it before I could think about anything and... and...😂😂😂😂 I still can't!!!

It was almost like it happened in slow motion it was like something you would have seen on a movie or a TV show!!! I kid you not the words going through my head were, "Boom Headshot!" 😂😂😂

He turned in the candy cane hit him straight in his head and it was like slow-motion falling and everything it was so fantastic and perfect and he lay there on the ground and he got up and he was he said he was going to go tell on me even though I had so many witnesses I had warned him it was just a moment you would had to have been there to see!!!😂😂😂 if I can find a slow-motion clip that looks like it I will put it up at the top I would watch that fall and remember it when you're reading this!

Bubbles:

So this was an incident that happened I believe a month after the candy canes it was just so hilarious that I had I had to talk about it!😂😂😂

My little your friend the one that was there when I popped him upside the head with the candy cane was at her house spending the night that night and my dad had his friend over as well. And this friend likes to bring up past memories and tease my little brother so I decided to tell him about the candy cane incident and we laughed so much my little brother was just upset that he was the one being picked on and laughed at rather than him doing that to someone else.

So he thought it would be a genius idea to go get the big wanded bubbles and to blow bubbles on me but you do have to mind that I did have my electronics with me so again I warned him to stop blowing bubbles on me and to stop blowing them in the house in general because our dad had told him to stop.

And again what is he not do? Hmmmm.... L.I.S.T.E.N.

So he decided to keep blowing bubbles on me and instead of giving him a verbal warning that I was going to punch him upside his head because he kept doing it I snatched the bubble wand from him if he screams like a girl again and took off running towards our kitchen.

I hadn't even stood up or anything to chase him so I had no idea why he took off running I guess he remembered the candy cane and thought I was going to throw the bubble wand at him or something. But since he didn't have the one he couldn't close the bubbles and while he was running away our floor is a tile floor and he dumped all of the bubbles on the floor and slipped on them!!!😂😂😂😂😵😭😭

So fast that within one second he was all the full screaming holding his side because he slipped next to her computer desk and hit the wood, the metal chair and the hard floor!!!😂😂😂

And then when my dad came running out to see what was going on he tried to blame him slipping on his own bubbles on me even though I didn't even get up off the couch so everyone in the living room was just like no that was your fault for being stupid running and pouring bubbles out and slipping on them.

Yep I got Witnesses for everything!!!😂😂😂

I just can't! Comment down below if you have a sibling who tries to do things like this!

I'll get on and tell another story I'm not sure when but until then peace out!

~Fairy