So, we where in the car (me, Hannah, my mom and lux (my dog))

We where talking about what would happen if we let lux's hair on his paws grow out

My Mom said that he would probably slip everywhere and break a leg or something

Then she nuzzled her nose against lux's and said in a very cooish voice (like most people speak to babies) "that's ok, we'll just shoot you, aww it's ok we'll just shoot you" to lux

Hannah looked at my mom like she was insane and said "you know there are doggy casts, that's a thing"

But mom continued her nuzzling noses with lux and telling him that she was going to shoot him in a babyish voice

So Hannah said "hella good you'd do in the zombie apocalypse" then she imitated my mom's babyish voice and said "aw, amy (me) got bit? That's ok we'll just shoot her, aww that's ok we'll just shoot her, just look at the flowers Amy" then she imitated a gun

At this point, all of us where laughing and about to go into a store when my mom got a call from my stepfather, saying that she had left her purse at home

Hannah said she could pay for it and mom said that she'd pay her back later when Hannah said, in the babying way "it's ok we'll just shoot you, that's what we do with girls who can't pay we just shoot them"

We must've looked like maniacs going into the store, laughing harder than anything XD