So, I was with Hannah and my mom. Hannah had brought an iron man boppy ball.

She went to blow it up and legit could not. I tried so hard and couldn't do it

Then we gave it to my mom and she managed to!

Hannah and I looked at her in awe before Hannah grabbed the balloon and told my mom "yer a wizard! How'd you do that?"

She said it was easy so Hannah took a deep breath and breathed into the balloon

Everyone could not stop laughing at what happened next XD Hannah started to blow it up and literally the only part that inflated was iron mans butt

Hannah couldn't even finish it, it was so funny

Then she made a couple "that's what she said" jokes cos the balloon was red

Next story!

This one's a short one, I was with my mom in the car and she started to whistle "daddy's gone hunting" (it's from the walking dead) and I looked at her like "how do you do that??" She said use your tongue muscles and a lot of wind. So I accidentally blew a raspberry in the process. We almost got into a car wreck, my mom was laughing so hard

Next story!

Hannah, my mom and I where playing this game of would you rather. A couple of the questions led to these stories. One question was "would you rather (something something) or only be able to make animal noises?"

I said animal noises would be hilarious to mess with people, like at the grocery store

So my mom goes "would you like paper or plastic? NAAAAAAAAY!"

Hannah joined in "hollar at me girl! neeeyhannneyha!"

A bunch of other hilarious ones like "when your crush talks to you. *whale noise*"

Anyway, Hannah said this "ok, I have a huge question. Would you rather, lick a sweaty cab drivers armpit or eat an old man's earwax, Amy, show me her face!"

(She was not in the room)

I looked at my moms face and it was like one of those rage face memes

I googled the exact one and showed Hannah XD

Ok, the next would you rather question is "would you rather have gandalf as a grandfather or have Dumbledore?" Hannah was like "I love the Lord of the rings and all but really, it'd be like 'I'm going to the bathroom gramps, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!' At least Dumbledore would give you a funny password

Then I said "yeah, Dumbledores got style"

That's all for now folks, sorry if that was boring XD