1. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

2. What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?

3. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

1. Your nose

2. Pockets

3. A tent.

Haha, APRIL FOOLS!!!!!