I promised Maxie I would do this, and here it is!
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Tatiana shouted over to her friend Ray as a short piano number played in the background. "Ray Ray, the camera is rolling, the video is playing, GET IN POSITION GIRLS!!" As all four girls got in position.
You know, I always thought stereo types were kinda ridiculous, so I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this.
Maxie, Jennifer, Tati, Ray: I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn and we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Let's come together and live in this world,
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl and we should
Dance dance dance d-d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Jenifer:
Check it out now,
I love those fat Americans
You know their so obnoxious,
They're always eatin burgers,
They're always holdin shotguns*Jennifer fires a shotgun*
Tatiana:
*pretending to mow a lawn* and I love them Mexicans,
The way they mow my lawn,
They all got a hundred kids cause they don't know how to put a condom on!
Maxie:
*rolling a tire that has Ray in it* cause that's the way they roll!
You gotta go big like an Israeli nose!
You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy and they're outta control like a Chinese driver!
Ray:
*hops out of the tire* I love the Middle East but how do they handle
Rockin burkas while they be riding camels (Tati: IEIEIEI)
I love Jamaicans, ya they cool,
But they always high so don't let em fool ya! (Jennifer: Yeah Mon!)
And I love them Porto ricans even though they wash their ass about a once a week and
I'm just jokin and if you didn't know then you're a little slow and you're probably from Poland!
All four:
I think I love you more,
Than the Japanese love tentacle porn and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a, unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Maxie: check it out now
Tati: AWWW YEAH LET ME HEAR YOU YELL IF YOU LOVE THE OUTBACK REDNECK AUSTRALIA AND THE CROOKED ASS THEETH OF AN, ENGLISH DUDE AND THOSE(Jennifer: NOT) CREEPY ITALIANS WHO, THINK THEIR SMOOTH!!! MAMA MIA!!
Jennifer: and how could anyone hate the French? Yeah I know their hairy women don't shave their pits! *Tati and Maxie walk in the background flaunting themselves* Brazilian girls, is what you want,
Walkin round town with that ba'dunk'a'dunk! (Ray: *wolf whistles*)
Maxie: I love Africans but hold up a second, National Geographic says their all butt nekad! Breasts hanging low what have they done with their clothes? Disappeared like coke up a columbians nose!
Ray: uh oh! You're all on my checklist, even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast!
they're stereo types, and if you believe 'em then your brain is small like a Korean penis!
All four:
I think I love you more
Than the, Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance, dance dance, d-d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a, unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-d-dance to these stereo types!
Tati: All together now!
*girls spin around and show that they are holding sheep plushies close to them*
All four:
I love Scotsmen though the hump sheep! *girls hold out the stuffed animals* {this line X4}
They hump sheep. {X3}
All four: *toss the stuffed animals over their shoulders*
All four:
I think I love you more
Than the, Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-d-dance to these stereo types!
*girls move to form a circle and hold hands and sway from side to side as they sing the last part of the last chorus*
Let's come together, and live in this world
Like a, unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to theses stereo types!
*girls throw their hands up and fall backwards giggling*
Song: yeah. *laughs* I'm just joking, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep. (Baa!)
"Woo! That was fun!" Jennifer said, still giggling. "I know! We should do this sorta thing more often!" Tati agreed. "Yes, we should. So, Tati, technically this is your video since it was filmed on your camera and the music was coming from your iPad. What do you plan on doing with it afterward?" Ray asked, turning her head to the curly-haired brunette. "I'm not really sure, I'll probably put it on YouTube, or show it to others." Ray nodded as she got up and walked over to the camera, stopping the recording.
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Yes, the camera was recording the whole thing. This was extremely fun to write! I hope you all enjoyed it! Don't hump any sheep!
Mango out.