Yeah, I was talking to my dad and this came into my head.
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Tatiana's eye twitched as she heard two people talking. "Hey why don't we come over to my place and we can throw some shrimp on the barbie." A man said in what was obviously a fake Australian accent. "Is that an Austrian accent? That's so cool, sure!" A woman said in response to the man. Joel noticed Kalos's scowl and immediately understood. "Tati what is it this time?" Joel asked standing in front of the region. "That dumb accent is total crap, and she got Australia mixed up with Austria. You know how I hate it when someone does that." Joel sighed before giving her a hug. "Well, just see what I'm about to do." Tati looked up at him in confusion. "Hey mate! You got the accent wrong! It's halfway British! Also, you mixed up Australia and Austria." "No I didn't!" They both protested. Tatiana rolled her eyes and stepped right next to her friend. "Actually, you did, he should know, he's from Australia." "Oh really? I had no clue, why don't we go to your place then eh?" She asked pushing the Kalosian out of the way and sidling up to Joel's side. "Um no thanks, I'm not interested in you. Also, don't push m' friend over there." He said pointing a thumb in Tati's direction. "Oh who cares about her, when you have me?" She said seductively. Tatiana shot a deathglare at the girl before turning to someone else. "Heaven called, they said they wanted their angel back." A man said sidling up to Tatiana. "No thanks, I think you got the wrong person." "No, no. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The man tried again. "Um no, but it hurt when I crawled outta hell." She said. "Well then, you must be the girl for a bad boy like me." He said, still not giving up. Joel pushed the girl away from her. "No thanks, I already have a girlfriend." "What she doesn't know won't hurt her." "Yeah, it kinda would since she's standing right there." He said gesturing to the Kalosian. "OI ASSHOLE, THAT'S M' GIRL YA TALKING TO." He shouted over startling the dude. Tatiana walked over to Joel's side and slipped her hand into his before flipping the two off and walking away hand in hand with Joel. "Can we go to the Anime section?" "Sure thing Tati, just as long as you don't disappear." "You'd always find me." Joel just chuckled.
-in the anime section-
Tatiana pulled Joel aside. "Thanks for doing that Joel, I was starting to worry that I would have to punch that guy! But, why call me your girlfriend?" She asked, tilting her head to one side. "Because you are." He said not even missing a beat. "I am!? Since when?" She asked, completely confused. "Since now." He said. Tatiana blushed. "Is this how you're asking me out?" "Sure, if you want." Tatiana blushed even more and looked around at the clothes, ceiling, anything as long as she could avoid those mesmerizing green eyes. Joel put a hand on her chin and gently pulled her to look at him. He leaned in really closely before whispering in a low, slightly seductive tone, "You've caught m' heart, now, I have to catch yours." Before closing in to kiss her. Tatiana was shocked. She had never thought that her new boyfriend would ever return her feelings. She kissed back, taking her time.
~bonus~
Maxie was walking with Yao when they found the two. Maxie immediately took a picture before sending it to her papa, Japan. Yao rolled his eyes before hugging Maxie. "What is this hug for Yao?" "Because I love you aru~" he said before kissing her.
~bonus bonus~
Kiku was walking in the anime section of the store, looking for Soul Eater march when he got a text notification, he checked it and immediately ran to the section of the store to find not just one of his OTPs, but two of his OTPs kissing, he started fanboying on the spot, before taking bunches of pictures and posting them on Hetagram.