Ok, I'm playing Pokemon Heart Gold and I just caught a bidoof in the Safari Zone, Lets see what else I can catch!

Tatiana walked through the safari zone, her faithful Dratini Dream following behind her. She was currently in the forest section of the place searching for Pokemon, she had caught a Bidoof earlier, and wanted to see what else she could get. Suddenly, she came across a
Aww screw it, ok, I caught a female Misdreaveus I just lost a chimecho, let's see if I can catch a weepinbell *throws mud* *throws ball* *ball does the star thingies* *throws ball at hypno* *hypno breaks out* *throws mud* *hypno flees* DAMMIT!!!! *throws ball at parasect* *parasect gets out* *throws another ball* lol why am I even doing all this? Ok, I caught the Parasect. Let's throw a ball at the hypno and it escaped! Let's throw another ball-WAIT I ONLY HAVE 7 FREAKING SAFARI BALLS LEFT WTF!!!!!!! FUDGING FORGET THE HYPNO!!! A regular furret, I already have one. Damn, safari zone has a lot of the rarer Pokemon! Dumb place won't give me the Pokemon I want. I JUST FOUND A PACHARISU!!!! NO IT FLED AND I ONLY HAVE ONE BALL LEFT!!!!!!! Another female crap I wonder if it's gonna run if I throw mud at it? Ok, this is it. *throws last Safari Ball* I CAUGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!