Don't ask were isnpo came from. No clue. I also changed Margaret's age to 18. Which makes her older than Tatiana even though Tati represents Kalos while Margaret is only Tati's capital city. She's also almost as tall as Germany and the Netherlands. I based Margaret off of a real life friend of mine, who happens to love rabbits meaning that Margaret loves rabbits meaning she has a rabbit. I was half tempted to name her rabbit Bunbun after one of my stuffed animals.
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It was the world meeting again. Honestly, Basch didn't even know why he bothered coming to these things anymore. Maybe he just came because it was entertaining. Jennifer was sitting in her usual seat with a cup of coffee. Basch took his usual seat beside her. Tatiana was now talking to her sister as the world meeting had started. "And so, then I said-" "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THATS ONE HUGE COCKROACH!!" Jennifer cut her sister off staring at the very large bug. All was silent for a few minutes. Tatiana then took one look at the cockroach, squeaked in fear and was immediately clinging to the Australian male sitting next to her. "COCKROACH KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!" The curly haired brunet was clinging tightly to Joel, clearly freaked. Ray immediately clung to South Korea like her life depended on it with a simple scream. Maxie shrieked and dove across the room into Berwald's arms as she started crying into his shirt, "IT'S COME FOR ME! IT REMEMBERS ME FROM THE TIME I TRIED TO HIT IT WITH A NEWSPAPER IN THIRD GRADE!! ITS GOING TO GET REVENGE! ITS HERE!" "It probably remembers the time I tried to kill it with a roll of toilet paper when I was physically 13." Tatiana whimpered into her boyfriend's chest. Jennifer was currently cowering behind the blond Swiss and clinging onto him with all his might. Basch knew she was strong but he didn't know she was this strong! "Don't let it get me." The brunet said fearfully, nearly crushing Basch who was trying to breath and comfort her at the same time. "It's alright Jennifer zhe cockroach isn't going to get jou." She just tightened her grip on him. Ransai buried her face in Im Yong's chest and started sobbing. "It's come for revenge!" This merely caused the Korean to laugh. Kiku was on the ground sobbing as Mei was desperately trying to comfort him. Cactus sighed and caught the bug before putting it outside. "Is it gone?" Jennifer said, face buried in Switzy's shoulder blade. "*sigh* Ja, it's gone, now could jou please let go? Jou're crushing mien ribs." Said brunette immediately let go of him and moved to sit back in her own chair. "Sorry." Ray immediately let go of Yong, but she wasn't quick enough to avoid the grabby hands. "I claim your breasts for Korea da-ze!" This immediately made the blue-eyed girl slap his hands away. "Korea owns no part of me asshat." The personification of Ransai looked exactly like the female playable character in Pokémon Conquest, and even dressed similarly, her hair was a little bit longer though and she didn't have the 'crown' thing.
-timeskip of a week-
All the countries were gathered in the meeting place with a large TV on one wall. That's when the personification of the UN came in. "Mister U.N. I hate to be rude but why are we arr here?" "Because everyone has to face their worst fear with someone else! We'll pair you up based on a randomizer. And for the fears we can't replicate, like Kalos's worst fear, being abandoned, we'll just go with the second worst fear!" Ray's eyes widened as she muttered curses under her breath.
-timeskip until after the pairs are selected-
The first pair to go was Taipan. No seriously, the randomizer did author-chan's ships before actually going random. The two were shown on the screen. That's when hordes of cockroaches began filling the room. Kiku started sobbing and clung to Mei who was frozen in fear of the spiders filling the room. Right as the bugs were about to get to them they were sucked back up and caged again. The two had successfully faced their fears. Next were Francis and Arthur, who both pushed the buzzer and chickened out. Which meant they had to wear chicken hats. Feli and Ludwig had to face man-eating pasta and wurst. Emma and Toni barely managed to get through their challenge. Margaret and Abel both screamed like little girls at the fact that they were shoved in a small box together. When it was Yong and Ray's turn, Ray nearly had a panic attack when she saw the clown and all the cockroaches. She pretty much refused to let go of the Korean the rest of the day. Tatiana was forced into a cage with Joel and the cockroaches, while Joel nearly shrieked when they put slugs in there. Now it was Johto and Switzerland's turn. Jennifer screamed a loud, piercing, blood-curling shriek when they let the wasps and hornets out of their containers. She was clinging tightly to Basch sobbing as he had his face buried in the crook of her neck to avoid his helplessness. Ivan was thrown in there with Raivis, since Latvia feared Russia and Russia feared Belarus, who was also thrown in there.
{author hitting fast forward}
By then end of it, nearly everyone was traumatized and was either being comforted of comforting. Jennifer just sobbed into Switzy's shoulder as he rubbed soothing circles on her back in an effort to calm her down. Margaret was crying as her pet rabbit tried to comfort her. Eventually Abel came over and they comforted themselves by petting their beloved bunnies. Tatiana had fallen asleep in Joel's arms, and they had already gotten everything they needed to stay the night. Which they had to. Basch was glad that the micronations, Liechtenstein, and a majority of the capitals were excluded from this. Jennifer's sobbing had quieted down and there was the occasional hiccup. Eventually, she fell asleep. Basch sighed before putting her in her sleeping bag and slipping into his own as he went to sleep as well.
-timeskip to morning-
Margaret was the first to wake up. She woke up in her sleeping bag with her rabbit, Cotton, next to her. She cuddled the rabbit carefully so as to not wake her. I wonder when I got in my sleeping bag. The last thing I remember was leaning on Abel with Cotton and Summer on my lap. Whatever, I'm too tired now to think about it. The dirty blond thought, closing her eyes again and burrying her face into her rabbit's fur. The caramel colored rabbit snuggled into her owner. Everyone else was sleeping peacefully, until an air horn was blown causing nearly everyone in the room to wake up. Tatiana, Jennifer, and Maxie somehow remained asleep, until it was pressed again. Everyone looked tiredly at UN who said that today they were watching childhood videos of everyone in the room. At least they got free food. After they finished eating the TV came on and showed some childhood videos, the first being one of Tati's.
<vid>
Francis was holding a chibi Tatiana. "Feel my face?" He said, tapping his chin. Chibi Tati put her hand on his face before starting to cry. "What's wrong? Do you mis your brother's beard?" Jennifer asked from behind the camera. In response Tati just looked at France's face before she started crying again.
<end vid>
Everyone aww'ed at the adorable video while a few others chuckled. The next video came on.
<vid>
There was this rabbit-looking-thing that was singing "if you're happy and you know it" A chibi Jennifer could be seen looking from Kiku to the rabbit. "Johto-chan, look what I got for you." Jennifer looked at it before doing a kick to move it out as she ran adorably. Kiku had a look on his face that said, "oh shit." As the camera person followed the chibi-Johto. It then showed the chibi girl hugging a plushie that looked like a brick with a :3 face on it.
<end vid>
Jennifer blushed as she remembered that. The next video decided to show itself.
<vid>
A chibi Kalos and chibi Lumoise City were there in the living room. "Coast is clear Tati!" Tatiana then somehow managed to get herself onto the chandelier while Margaret put the camera on a chair as she climbed up on the coffee table and started singing, "IIIIIII'MMMM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!! THE CHANDELIER!!!!!" Right then Jennifer came in and her jaw dropped. "I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!?"
<end vid>
Tatiana just grinned at that one. Before anyone could say anything the next video came on.
<video>
Ray was sitting there arms crossed with a pout on her face. "Ransai do you want some tea?" "No." "What about a cookie?" "No." "Come on Rayray! You love cookies!" "No I don't! And quit calling me Rayray!" "But Ransai you need to eat." "You let Tati get out of eating veggies!" Ray said, pout growing larger as her bottom lip jutted out. "But that's because I gag when I try to eat them! At least when they're cooked."
<end vid>
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well that was crack.
Yeah. I just let whatever wanted to come on this page come on it.
Nope, not changing the title.
Originally I intended for this to be about Jennifer having a reoccurring Nightmare. But Maxie wouldn't respond to my messages so I wrote this instead.
This is complete and utter crack.
To bad.
So sad.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm tired af and I have to send my iPad to the company thing to get repaired/replaced and I have to go to the store tomorrow and I leave for camp Tuesday and come back Friday.
They don't allow devices there.
Besides, they wouldn't have wi-if anyway.
Screw this shit.
I'm going to bed.
Mango out.