Yo. Part of me just kept saying, make a oneshot where Kalos is drunk and Australia takes care of her I couldn't help myself.
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Joel was trying to decide what movie to watch, when he looked outside, seeing the rain pouring down. Wow, it's really coming down huh. Not to long ago it was just drizzling. He thought. Do I really want to get drunk tonight just because I get drunk when I watch movies? Joel didn't have anyone there, except for Kolo, at least tonight until he heard a thump against his front door. Huh? What was that? He went over and opened it, to see a slightly wet Kalosian. "Hi -hic- Joel!" The hiccup alerting him that she was drunk, a rare occurrence, not because she could hold her alcohol, she couldn't, but because she rarely drank. "Come on in mate, wouldn't want you to catch anything out in the rain," he said, opening the door even wider as she stumbled inside his house. "Tati, what am I gonna do with you?" "I dunno. -hic-" Joel just sighed and ran a hand through his brown hair, being careful to avoid tugging at his two ahodges. He guided her over to the couch and had her sit down. "How much have you had to drink Tati?" He asked, looking her in the eye. "I only -hic- had two and a -hic- half." She responded, giggling drunkenly at the end. "And how much does it take to get you drunk?" "One." "Who took you out drinking?" "The awesome trio." Joel shook his head. Mathias knew that Tati couldn't handle alcohol well. "Love is an open dooooooooor~" the drunken girl sang, sounding slightly off key. Joel chuckled, taking out his phone to record a video. "I like big butts and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get sprung!" Joel just started laughing. He knew she would remember this. And now he had blackmail to keep her from telling his secret. "Let it goooooooo!! Let it go! Can't make me fly anymooooree! Let it goo, let it go! Turn away and open the dooor!" Joel just started laughing even more, watching as she started dancing drunkenly. She then turned towards him and gave him a hug. "Did I ever tell you how -hic- hot you are?" Causing him to blush and stop the video. "..." Tati then said, "my stomach hurts." She then rushed to his bathroom, only to throw up in his toilet. Joel just held her hair back for her with one hand and rubbed her back with the other as she vomited. He knew from experience how much more alcohol burned when it came back up, maybe he'd set Kolo on the trio who were responsible for this. That is, if Jennifer and her brick didn't get to them first. He gave her some water to drink after she finished emptying the contents of her stomach, before carrying her to his bedroom, holding her bridal style. He tucked her in and kissed her on the forehead before going over to his giant pink crocodile plushie and laying down on that with a blanket.
-timeskip to morning-
Joel woke up, seeing Tati sleeping peacefully in his bed, he knew he should probably make her some coffee for her hangover.
-timeskip of about an hour-
Tati's POV
I woke up in a slightly unfamiliar place, that is, until I saw the huge pink plushie. Wait, this is Joel's room. I recalled the events of last night. Oh Arceus. At least we didn't do it. I'm glad I ended up at Joel's house, he wouldn't be one to take advantage of me, no matter the circumstances. Then again, I wouldn't have told him how hot he is. Which, he is. Extremely hot. At least, in my opinion. Ugh. My head is throbbing. Oh joy, hangover time. Joel came in the room holding a cup of coffee in one hand and a bottle of Tylenol in the other. "Hey mate, let me guess, hangover?" He said, sitting on the edge of the bed. I just nodded a little bit. He handed me the coffee and some Tylenol, which I took gratefully, sitting up and trying to ignore the throbbing pain in my head. He took out his phone and showed me the video he took from last night. I covered my heated face with my hands out of embarrassment. Then I slapped the back of his head, Gibbs style. "Idiot!" "Ow! What was that for?" "For taking a video of me while I was drunk." "I know you think I'm hot Tati. That wasn't the alcohol talking." "Sh-shut up Joel!" I said. Today was going to be a loooooong day. I caught him muttering though, "your still the prettiest sheila I've ever seen." I blushed. "You really think so?" "Wait, I said that out loud?!" "Yup." "..." I laughed before whispering in his ear, "in my opinion, your the hottest guy in the world." Before giving him a peck on the cheek, causing him to turn bright red. I'll have to thank those three for this later on.