Kalos: yo! What's up people!
Johto: sis, just get on with it! I wanna know what you've got up your sleeve!
Alola: *in mind* uh oh.
Kalos: alright, calm your guns! Anyway, I'm going to have all three of us write a oneshot! And it has to be April Fools themed!
Alola: wait, do we have to write a specific ship or write it in a certain way? Like for example we have to write it in first person.
Ransai: .......
Kalos: yes and no. I've got this handy dandy hat here filled with ships! Each of us reach a hand into the basket and pull a ship! Since I made sure none of our NOTPs are in there, we are not allowed to draw again. We can write it any way we want. Each ship is a ship that at least one of us ship alright? Alright. If we don't really know the person or ship that well, another of us will explain it ok? Alright! Who wants to go first?
Johto: I will. *plunges hand into the basket and grabs a random ship name before pulling it out* I got.... *reads name* YouOwnNoPartOfMeShipping? Who is that?
Kalos: flip it over.
Johto: *does so* oh! It's Ray and Im Yong the ass!
Ransai: HES NOT AN ASS!! And the name needs to be explained.
Kalos: *rolls eyes* well, whenever SK manages to get his grabby hands on you and finish his claim you push him off and say, "Korea owns no part of me whatsoever Yong."
Ransai: *shrugs* fair enough. I'll pull next. *reaches in and pulls out another ship name* GunLoversShipping. *turns it over* aka Jennifer X Basch.
Johto: *blushes bright red*
Kalos: whatever. Let's see who I got. *pulls a name* Alovia. *turns it over* I get to write about one of the most adorable ships! Raivis and Liana!
Alola: *blushes redder than a tomato before shoving a hand in the basket and pulling out a name* oooooh! Tati and Joel!
Ransai: we really need a ship name for that.
Kalos: SHUT YOUR FACE RAYRAY!!!!
Ransai: DONT CALL ME RAYRAY TATER TOT!!!!
Kalos: DONT CALL ME TATER TOT!!!!