Guy in class - Hey, Zorah. Guess what came in the mail today.
Me - What? The nuts you ordered to replace the ones you don't have? Good for you.
Guy - Well you don't have nuts either!!
Me - Clearly. At least I've accepted that I'm a girl, you fucking pussy. Go on and accept it, it'll be easier for both of us if you do, you little piece of shit.
Guy - *He uses glare and stutter! Seeming to have injured himself, He stalks away mumbling to himself, clearly unable to think of a proper insult!*
Zorah seems to have won this round, but toon in next week to see if He can redeem himself, and claim the title Master of Burns!