A certain reader wanted this chapter, so here you are!

I make horrible science jokes, but only periodically.

How do you organise a space party? You planet.

What do you call an acid with an attitude? Amino acid.

Buy one proton and one electron and get a neutron free of charge!

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

I'm not lazy, I'm overflowing with potential energy!

Watt is love? Baby don't Hertz me, don't Hertz me, n-ohm-ore!

They call me DJ enzyme because I'm here to break it down!

He threw sodium chloride at me, that's a salt!

If a plant is sad do the others photosympathise with it?

*prepares to lose followers*